:clears throat:
CURSE YOU MELJEAN BROOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (You’re awesome beyond words and you’re right about the sink.)
...read moreUnderworld 3
GO! There is one. And then there is three. The second was never made. It doesn’t exist.
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I slept in till 6:30. Yay! Of course, this means that my torture will be delayed rather than eliminated but still, I got to sleep till 6:30!
...read moreWanted: a person of Jewish faith
Need an expert to help me hide a supersecret underground chamber in a synagogue. Must be familiar with the structure of synagogue and be willing to answer stupid questions from a goy.
...read moreMagic Strikes Early Copies
Hey Everybody, This is Gordon taking a break from Fallout 3, to let you know that our publicist is getting about 200 early copies of Magic Strikes, please allow me to stress that these are not ARCs, they are early
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I has a beer!
...read moreLetter to Self
Dear Ilona, You are not 20 anymore. You are too old to try to survive on four hours of sleep. Love, Me. The headache has spread. Everybody seems to have one now. The kids had to be taken from school
...read moreOn Children, Grievous Wounds Of
Kat, emerging into the living room with much sucking noises: I hit my toe on the desk and now it’s bleeding! Me: Mhm. She proceeds to the kitchen sink and sticks her foot under the water: Mooom. My toe is
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Okay. I can do this scene. I have a couple of hours. Temple -check, rabbis – check, Kate- check. I just ned to get it done. …. You know, this pep talk isn’t working…. I must suceed!!! …. Nope, that’s
...read moreQuestion about vampirism
animavagula ([info]animavagula) wrote on January 19th, 2009 at 11:21 am a new question in your books vampirism is caused by a bacterium. This means that if an evil vampire attacks me, all I have to do is to give him
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