Oy!

Website

There is no hope for me.  I am still not happy with the website.  It has a lot of features I don’t need and I end up with globes and globes of code.  But I did update The Edge section with worldbuilding.   My main issue now is that no matter what I do, I cannot increase the size of the headings.  No matter if I set them to 15 em, it still shriunks them down, all except the h1.  :sigh:

Kids

Kid 2: Mom, say tee-hee.

Me: Tee-hee.

Kid 2: You can’t say that.  I own tee-hee.  :hands over a print out stating that she copyrighted the phrase tee-hee:

Me: O_o

Kid 2, extremely happy with herself:  I got the idea from Paris Hilton, when she was trying to say she owned “That’s hot.”

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Me, helping put away groceries after Gordon and Kid 1 return from shopping:  Sausage on a stick wrapped in a pancake?  What the hell…

Gordon,  nodding at Kid 1: She wanted them.

Me: ?

Kid 1: They are a symbol of America.

Me: Says who?

Kid 1: Steven Colbert.

Me: You do realize that he’s being sarcastic.

Kid 1, microwaving the pancake sausage monstrosity: Yep.  They smell good.

Thank you, Steven.  No really.  As if I didn’t have enough junk food to battle with.

Husband

Me, watching Gordon float in a big inflatible tire thing.  his feet are on the edge of the pool, his shoulders, chest, and face are above the tire.

Me: So outside of the pool you bake in the sun.  Inside the pool, you bake in the sun.

Him: I don’t know what you’re talking about.  I am floating.  In the water.

Me: Three fourths of you are dry.  You’re turning brick color.

Him: Woman, stop your jibberating.

Me: Is that even a word?

Gordon: Kid 2 says it is.

Me: Did she copyright that one yet?