I know it’s stupid but I check my spam folder to see if something is in there that should be not. Occasionally I find something mildly amusing. Case in point Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the best damn spam email ever: Not safe for work but funny as hell.
The typos are all theirs except where I turned the bad word into smex. Also Ilona insists that I tell you this is me Gordon.
Dear Sir! You read this letter like our friendly customer. _______________________________________________ Some words: I'm a whore by nature, that's why I always think about smex. Once I tried smex with big German shepherd dog and liked it very much. Since the I have often done it with dogs. http://some link I took out, also on Ilona's insistence. Recentle I have become a memeber of DogSmex Club and now I visit it almost every day to work in my vagina. I have a lot of smex and I'm happy! When I think about dogsmex I get horny and run to the DogSmex Club again and = again! _______________________________________________ If you did not request this subscription, please accept our apologies and simply ignore this message. Best Regards!
You’re in charge of the blog for two days and it degenerates into dog s*x.
Hey I did not send out the spam, any communication that opens with “I’m a whore by nature,” should I think be shared. I am just a guy who cares a lot about his country and deviant pron spam and if that is wrong I don’t wanna be right.
I think a little part of me just died.
Oh God, I hope my boss doesn’t get this spam. He always feels the need to share and forward.
Yikes.
Mmmmmmmmm….I just choked on my dinner! Thanks guys:D:D
I love the weirdo spam.. the more the merrier is my motto. And the blog didn’t degenerate, it merely took errr.. a detour if you will.
I am so sorry Ilona but LMAO!!!!! Thanks Gordon, that was flippen funny!!!
Scary…
Thanks for sharing that was hilarious!
lol. haha, thanks Gordon.
Making me chuckle on a monday is a near impossible task at yet this accomplished it. haha..
wrong,wrong,wrong!!!!!! but still so funny my husband will love it knowing him he will print it and but it in his shop.
That is sooooooo wrong!!!
Oh, that was hilarious, in a hideous sort of way. >:)
Damn tea on the keyboard & computer screen again, that makes it twice this week. Thanks Gordon! I have to now forward this to all my friends and share the love LOL
Wow… and I thought I had some creative spam emails. But that one takes the cake.
LOL! I may have to start reading my spam. (now forwarding to my husband)
wow that was wrong on more levels than i can count yet i couldn’t stop laughing. There really is no hope for me!
Oh man i was reading this and my dog started licking my leg lmao
heh i never get any spam =[
Men …. We love them because they amuse us even when they go there.
Moral of the story – Stick within your own species. Or if we are all animals then stick within the intelligence hierarchy.
I am so grossed out. Gordan you are great and wonderful but I miss Ilona.
How do I wash my mind of this – blah.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL i have to send this to all my friends
MY EYE’S THEY BURN!!!!
You’re a brave man, Gordon. I never read the whole letters (I’m a fraidy-cat, what can I say?) but I do chuckle at some of the subject lines. Which reminds me, it’s time to go through my own SPAM folder today…
Haha! That’s so random… and strange. I never get amusing junk mail.
Bless you for sharing this! Today has not been fun — 10″ of water and red Georgia clay in our basement courtesy of the monsoon last night — and then I read this bit of spam. I’m still laughing. Lord, I SO needed this!!!
I would laugh…But sadly this is reality for some animals.
Does it make you wonder what keywords attracted this type of spam?
(Yes, I’m nerdy like that).
Look at this on the positive side — the person in question will not have offspring (unless it’s an urban fantasy) so the gene pool is safe. Sorta.
hehehe…There are some really sick puppies *pun intended* out there
I never get spam like that & I think I can continue to live without getting spam like that 
Hehehe!
Also… ew.
On bizarre spam and the people that think they don’t get it, sometimes the spammers are good at hiding it. I accidentally opened a “I recieved your blah, blah, blah” post in my spam folder and I thought it was an architect I had sent something to.
Uh no, it was icky. Those people that delete most of their spam without reading are the only safe ones out there. People like authors that get emails form new people all the time, are much more likley to open something eyebrow raising like this.
LMAO
That’s was one of the funnist one’s Ive read in awhile.
Laughed until I cried. OMG. So that’s why dogs are man’s best friend…
I’m assuming y’all have seen http://www.spamusement.com. The guy took spam subject lines and made cartoons of them. They haven’t put up anything new in a looooong time, but the old ones are still pretty funny.
I checked it out and you are right it is very funny, thanks for the link I bookmarked it.
Thanks, Melissa. The link (and site) are really funny! I love the armadillo one.
Thank you – Melissa.
I loved Bad Bunny, Bad, Bad, Bad Bunny.
WOW….just, WOW.
I would love spam like that just so I can forward it to my friends.