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A Murder Mystery

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Mystery

  • S: (n) mystery, enigma, secret, closed book (something that baffles understanding and cannot be explained) “how it got out is a mystery”; “it remains one of nature’s secrets”
  • S: (n) mystery, mystery story, whodunit (a story about a crime (usually murder) presented as a novel or play or movie)

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The Great Gordon House Who Done It

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Oh Noes!  What happened here?

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What’s this?

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Somebody killed the lovie!

Who did it?

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We didn’t do it.  No, no.

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We’re good dogs.  Look at us being so nice to the human child.

But wait!

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A culprit caught in the act.  She has the lovie.

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And she’s still killing it!

The criminal must be punished.  She must wear the Hat of Shame*.

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(*Okay, so we didn’t have the hat of shame handy, but Kid 2 brought home

this thingie from a birthday party and it seemed to fit.)

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31 Responses

  1. Bublee01

    hahahahahahaha!

  2. Corrie

    thats great! lol

  3. Susie

    Hilarious! A much needed laugh on a dreary, rainy day!

  4. mjt_3

    LMAO, THE HAT OF SHAME!

  5. MinnChica

    That is the reason I refuse to buy stuffed toys for my dogs or cat. Because they end up looking like that within an hour…. I should definately get a “hat of shame” :::ponders the usefulness of the hat:::

    1. Allison

      It they are anything like my dog they will just eat the hat too.

      1. MinnChica

        My dogs probably would… No hat

  6. Elie N

    That is great! Been there.
    Have a great day. Hey, my countdown to Nook has begun!

  7. Magicgirl

    V. amusing. Cheered me up from flu doldrums…

  8. SAM

    Not too bad. My dog loves to shred tissue boxes. Noramlly not an issue unless you have a runny nose and then it’s hide the tissue box under clothing in draws etc…

    The goodnews she use to shred toilet paper and that was a problem. :)

    1. bublee01

      Put some spare change in an empty soda can and duct tape the top closed. Put on top of toilet paper roller or kleenex box. When they try to grab either the noise scares the sh..uh..bejeesus out of them. Gracie the wonder dog won’t go near a tissue!!

  9. knight

    LMAO! cute dogs.

  10. Cem

    LOL Del did a good job! I don’t own dogs, but dog sit and the year old Lab cross always amazes me at just how quickly she can destroy things…

  11. Diane Sadler

    Now that cheered me up with a good laugh.

  12. Sharon

    It’s always the one who won’t look you in the eye, or, in this case, the camera.

  13. Marirra

    That’s hilarious. My family is not the only one with crazy animals, that is comforting ;) Thank you for making me grin!

  14. Brandy

    LOL! You’ve brought a smile to my day! Thanks! Too cute.

  15. BookWhisperer

    I love the new look of the page, and I really love the whodoneit post. To Cute….

  16. Readsalot

    I’ll trade the dog who shreds up tissues for the dog who shreds your under things (including bra’s and underpants.. the dog isn’t picky)

    LOL That was terrific!! hehe@the hat. Looks very fitting.

  17. Libby13

    Hahahaha ‘the hat of shame’ so funny. Yeah my dog would have eaten the hat eventually as well

  18. ariadne

    Thanks I needed a good laugh. My Rotties are also convicted lovie killers. That’s why they are only allowed kong toys and ox bones.

  19. Cyno

    My German Shephard, Chubbs, recently mauled my son’s helpless and beloved stuffed giraffe, aka Raffie. It is currently in ICU awaiting surgery and eye reattachement. Pets gotta love them…or euthanize them…no no gotta love’em.

  20. Vinity

    The hat works! The dog looks properly shamed. See, now all kitties do is pee on stuff. Why do we have animals?

  21. Adriana Barrantes

    Im trying to find a way to get a hat of shame for my cats ;)

  22. electricpeppers

    LOL!

    My friend stayed over at another friends house and when she woke up in the morning her £200 quid glasses had been eaten by Harley the dog. Heh. He also ate my book. :P

  23. Aly Anz

    Our dogs are constantly destroying their toys :) Even the ones that are advertised as non destructible get annihilated within a week. And I love your boxer in the corner! Boxers are the best :]

  24. Atzimba

    That was a good laugh. Reminds me of the mysterious disappearance of a plush m&m stuffed toy I had. Tragic death, caused by a 9 month old puppy who had loads of fun causing said death. :)

  25. KarriB

    But they get such joy out of such death and destruction it is difficult to resist as they walk through the store…
    “Mom, I love this one. I will treasure it always…This time I mean it!!”
    “No, you will destroy it as you have done every stuffed toy we have brought into the house for the last year….”
    “No, no, no…it is the perfect toy I have been searching for FOREVER…it will not be destroyed, it will be cherished…I promise…”
    “OK. If you mean it.”
    10 minutes after getting home:
    “NOM, NOM, NOM”
    “Devil puppy, what are you doing?!?!?”
    “Has squeaker, must find and exterminate.”
    And so goes another stuffed lovie. Our toy box is filled with lovie carcasses.

  26. heather

    god bless puppies

  27. Bansheigh62

    We have destructo kitties in our house… We leave, come home and total chaos.. I think I would prefer puppies… at least they don’t have a superior look on their faces…

  28. Sheila

    Our Belgian Malinois mix came to us with his teddy. Large teddy. Has no ears or nose. He also ate the stuffing out of one leg.

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