Jeaniene one, Ilona zero

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I’m afraid Jeaniene outlinked me.

We had a lovely row in Kate and Curran Appreciation thread on the forum, and while I valiantly defended myself, she does have me dead to rights for emailing her the video of the penis cam.  Frosties win.

So yeah.

:shakes fist:  Live to fight another day.  This smut war Is Not over.

By the way, please note that Jeaniene has a release coming up.  To learn more, please click the sidebar ad or check out her book page right here:

Click click click.

I think I will buy this book and give it away as revenge.  That will show her.  Muhahahahahaha.

(Guys, in case you were wondering, this is a fake feud.  I actually think Frosties are a terribly devoted and fun crowd.   So please be nice in the comments.)

Ilona

Human, female, mother, wife, friend of people who are much cooler, owner of dogs, writer of books featuring chicks with swords and monsters who love them.

17 responses to “Jeaniene one, Ilona zero”

  1. CC

    Penis cam? why have i never heard of penis cam?

  2. Readsalot81

    The frosties might win, but the bad ass bitches never die! or Forget.. or.. well.. I dunno.

  3. 3girlmom

    ::pats Ilona on the back:: Gloves are off baby!!

  4. JennSpot

    Awesome::LOL:: penis cam

  5. Vinity

    I don’t know? I still think it’s educational. LOL Course, one has the remember this comes from the group that brought the Undies thread to life. LOL Our idea of educational might be warped.

  6. SylviaSybil

    I found it educational. Of course, I had to watch it with the volume turned waaay down low. I just can’t understand how it got aired on TV. It’s too smutty for the internet, but not television? How does that work?

  7. Nurslings

    Funny stuff.

    Am I the only one who DID get hot and bothered by Bones in THAT particular smex scene… Holy Fangs that was hot… I sometimes just read that scene alone :lol:

    Jeaniene, welcome over here, I can’t wait to read Spade’s book! Only a few more days!!!

  8. sweetp

    Oh I totally agree the frosties are the best but I really think we are the bad ass bitches lol. Tough group here we can survive anything I think, Can’t wait for Jeaniene new book, love em!

  9. mrsj

    This is funny.. I was rooting for Jeaniene to win and maybe Ilona might spills more snippets.. hehehehehehehehehehehe but I got that educational video.. *grin*

  10. SwedeLover

    after all the “kafuffle” with nickname banter between Jeaniene Frost and Ilona Andrews – who are so obviously supportive of each other which is so lovely – a friend and I have christened ourselves

    (*) (l) CubCakes (l) (*) also nice with a bit of “Frosting”

    the ‘cub’ is because Curran is a lion ; the ‘cakes’ because he holds food in high regard as part of the mating ritual AND also ‘cakes’ Curran And Kate Equals Superb . . . now dont laugh this took some serious working of the grey matter; not to mention a serious amount of red, red wine :D at one stage we were almost just the Tipsy Tarts :D

    1. LuigiGirlNZ

      Love it! Cubcakes!

      Gotta love the frosties too!

  11. SwedeLover

    yep – well Frosting is always good on cubCakes ;) and for those that are too harda@$ well you can always add a dollop of rum and what you know – back to the Tipsy Tarts :)

  12. SAM

    Oh boy.

    Jeaniene – I think your books are wonderful. I am a fan of Cat and Bones too. I cried buckets when Cat left Bones and then didn’t kill Ian for the sake of Bones.

    I liked Nalini Singh book (Archangel’s Kiss) so much I bought it on kindle and paperback. Go Nalini.

    However Ilona team wins on fan base beacuse their site is so much fun. On top of their books kick __ and they write fast. Two against one writing team.

    Shhhh don’t tell IIona I am alittle bit frostie under cover.

  13. Candace

    It is just by luck that I was not eating or drinking anything when I read this, rofl!

  14. Moonsanity

    *shaking head* of course it’s a fake fued. You guys are like two peas in a pod or two Reeses in a package….you get my meaning. bAHAHAHAHHAHA

    I have Jeaniene’s book preordered, and man, I am locking myself in my room when it comes so I can read, read, and read some more.

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