You know what I think is awesome? I think it’s awesome that despite wanting the Magic Bleeds ARC very much, you guys keep leaving comments that hope that Stephanie will get her book. We’ll wait till tonight before drawing a new winner.
Well, we have no more ARCs to share, but Lord Panda also talked me into sharing a MAGIC BLEEDS snippet. This was posted once before so I think we can get away with posting it again. We’re not supposed to snippet anymore, so if it suddenly vanishes, we got in trouble with our editor.
We hope you’ll like it.
Chapter 11, in which Andrea and Raphael go to jail
The phone rang. It was probably Christy. I picked it up. “Kate Daniels.”
“I’m in lockup in Milton County Jail,” Andrea said. “Come get me.”
Chapter 11
A couple of hours later I walked into Beau Clayton’s office, carrying a long parcel wrapped in rags.
Beau grinned at me from behind his desk. In 1066, ancient Saxons met ancient Norwegians in a bloody battle over Stamford Bridge. The legend said that the Saxons surprised their enemy, and as the Norwegians tried to rally, one of their warriors, a giant of a man, stepped onto the bridge and held it by himself, killing more than forty Saxons, until someone got smart and stabbed him with a long spear from below, through the planks of the bridge. Looking at Beau, I could totally picture him on that bridge swinging a giant axe around. Hulking, six feet six, with shoulders that had trouble fitting through the door, the Milton sheriff had the face of a bone breaker. He sat behind a scarred desk that was organized to within an inch of its life. The only item out of place was a large can. The label on the can said, CANNED BOILED GREEN PEANUTS.
I sat in a chair before his desk and put the parcel on my lap. “Canned boiled peanuts. That’s pushing it.”
“With a name like Beau, a man has to be careful,” he said. “Someone might mistake me for one of them Northern boys. The peanuts help to avoid misunderstandings.”
He passed me the can. I glanced into it. Spent shell casings.
“Every time I get shot at, I drop the shells in the can,” Beau said.
The can was about halfway full. I handed it back to him.
“The last time we met, I did say you would one day need a favor from me.” He spread his huge arms. “And here we are.”
We’d worked the same case before, I from the Order’s side and he from the sheriff’s side. He’d asked me to do him a favor, arguing that one day I would need one from him, and I had agreed. You never know on whose door you might have to knock next.
“What did Andrea do?”
He opened a manila folder and glanced at it. “Ever heard of Paradise Mission?”
“No.”
“It’s a high-class hotel. Built like a Spanish mission, with the courtyard screened in. The roof is glass and they keep the temperature nice and steady.”
“Like a hothouse.”
“Basically. The courtyard is a beautiful place. Flowers everywhere, a pool, hot tubs. Favorite getaway for rich couples from the city. I took Erica there once. Costs an arm and a leg, but it’s worth it. Had to be on the waiting list for four months before we got in.”
Beau wasn’t in a hurry. Screaming at him would just make him slow down more, so I nodded.
“From what I understand, your girl was staying at the place with her significant other. I’ve got him in the cell next to hers. Now, I’m completely straight, mind you, but he was likely the prettiest man I ever seen.”
Raphael. It must’ve been their big romantic night. He had probably reserved the hotel room weeks in advance.
“Apparently, they were both in the hot tub.”
“Hot tubs are nothing but trouble,” I told him.
“Oh, I don’t know.” Beau shrugged. “With a beer and good company, they aren’t bad. Relaxing. Soothing, even. In this case, however, they failed to bring about the desired relaxation. Miss Nash got up to go to the bathroom and get some drinks. When Miss Nash came back, she found a young female talking to her significant other.” His eyes sparkled a little. He pretended to check his report. “Apparently, the interloping female was scantily clad.”
He must’ve waited years to use that in a report. “Go on.”
“According to the hotel staff, the poor man did try to discourage the femme fatale the best he could, but she was either dense or really hoped to take him for a ride. Having met her, I’d say both.”
I sighed. I knew where this was going.
“When Miss Nash approached, her fellah informed the scantily clad female that Miss Nash and he were together. He says the female appraised Miss Nash as ‘cute.’”
I put my head down and bumped it on the table a couple of times.
The two furry caterpillars Beau used as his eyebrows crept up. “Do you need a minute?”
“No, I’ll be alright. Sorry.”
“It seems that the young woman made some indelicate suggestion of a threesome. Nobody is quite sure what happened next, but everybody agrees it was damn fast. When I got there, Miss Nash was standing by the hot tub in a small bikini, pointing the business end of a SIG-Sauer P-226 at her fellah and concerned members of hotel staff, while dunking the scantily clad female’s head under the water and asking, ‘Who’s diving for clams now, bitch?’”
My pain must’ve reflected on my face, because Beau reached into his desk drawer and handed me a small bottle of aspirin. I popped two tablets into my mouth and swallowed, grimacing against the bitterness. “Then what?”
“Well, Miss Nash and I had a conversation. I bet that she wouldn’t shoot a badge and I won that bet. She had no ID on her—it was a very small bikini—so we invited her, her fellah, and the aggrieved party to be our guests here in this lovely jailhouse. Spending the night with us calmed her down.”
Oh, boy. “She had no ID, but she had a gun?”
“Brought it in a towel, from what I understand.”
Why wasn’t I surprised? “She’s a knight.”
“I figured that when she called the Order.”
I took the parcel off my lap, placed it on his desk, and carefully unwrapped the rags. Beau sucked in a lungful of air in a sharp breath.
A beautiful rapier lay in the rags.
“The schiavona,” I said. “The preferred weapon of Dalmatian Slavs, who served in the Venetian Doge Guard in the sixteenth century. Deep basket hilt.” I traced the gleaming spider web of deceptively narrow metal strips forming the sword’s guard. “Thirty-six-point-seven-inch blade, efficient for both cut and thrust. A genuine Ragnas Dream sword.”
I turned the schiavona to the side, letting the light of the feylantern catch the stylized RD on the ornate pommel. Ragnas Dream didn’t make swords, he created masterpieces. The schiavona alone would pay the mortgages on both my apartment and my father’s house in Savannah for a year. Greg, my deceased guardian, had purchased it years ago and hung it on a wall in his library, the way one would display a treasured work of art. It was the kind of sword that would make a lifelong pacifist look for tall boots and a hat with feathers.
Beau’s face acquired a greenish tint.
“Breathe, Beau.”
He exhaled in a rush. “May I?”
Every person had a weakness. Beau loved rapiers. I smiled. Once he touched it, I had him. “Feel free.”
He got up, took the rapier gently, as if it were made of glass, and slid his big hand around the leather hilt. He raised the sword point up, admiring the elegant steel blade. A deep serenity claimed his face. Beau thrust, a textbook perfect, liquid movement, elegant and precise and so completely at odds with his huge body. “Christ,” he murmured. “It’s perfect.”
“She was never here,” I told him. “Her ‘fellah’ was never here. You don’t know their names and you’ve never seen them before.”
Beau was a very good cop, because he made himself put the rapier down. “Are you trying to bribe a law enforcement official, Kate?”
“I’m trying to present a law enforcement official with a token of appreciation for his delicate handling of the Order’s personnel issues. Knights of the Order are under a lot of pressure. Andrea Nash is one of the best knights I’ve ever met.”
Beau looked at the schiavona. A minute stretched into eternity.
I gave him a wide smile. “Oh, and one more thing.” I reached over and touched the pale opal in the base of the hilt.
Three. Two.
One.
The sword hummed a single perfect chime, like a silver bell. A thin line of red grew from the hilt down the blade, branching in curling shoots like an ornate vine until it finally reached the point. Beau turned pale.
“Enchanted blade. Never needs sharpening or oiling. I forgot to mention that part,” I said.
Beau tore his haze from the schiavona. “Take them and make sure they don’t come back.”
Ten minutes later Andrea, Raphael, and I stepped out of the jailhouse into a frigid overcast day. Both Raphael and Andrea wore the orange potato sacks that passed for Milton Jail uniforms.
“Assault.” I counted off on my fingers. “Assault with a deadly weapon. Conduct unbecoming a knight. Endangerment of civilians. Reckless use of a firearm in a public place. Resisting arrest. Drunk and disorderly.”
“I was neither drunk nor disorderly.” Andrea clenched her teeth.
“No, I’m sure you were drowning her in a completely calm and professional manner. Beau Clayton is a crack shot. You’re lucky he didn’t empty his clip into your head. You brought a gun to the hot tub. Who does that?”
Andrea folded her hands on her chest. “Don’t hassle me about my guns. You drag that sword everywhere. The whole thing was his idea. I wanted to go on a weekend.”
I looked at Raphael. He hit me with a dazzling smile. If I had any capacity for swooning, I would’ve hit the floor like a log. Some men were handsome. Some were sexy. Raphael was scorching hot. Not traditionally handsome, he had dark blue eyes, intense and heated from within by a fire that instantly made you think of sheets and skin. Coupled with his long black hair and the toned, supple body of a shapeshifter, the effect was shocking to all things female. Since he was my best friend’s honey bunny, I was pretty much immune to his evil powers, but once in a while he caught me off-guard.
“It was the only night that was available in the next six months,” he said, “and I had to call in a favor to get it.”
Andrea waved her hands around. “And we spent it in a jailhouse. Do you have any idea how hard it is to go out in public with him? We can’t go anywhere, we can’t do anything, because he gets hit on all the time. Sometimes women come up to him like I’m not even there!”
“I sympathize, but you can’t drown them, Andrea. You’re trained to kill and they aren’t. It’s not exactly a fair fight.”
“Fuck fair! Fuck you and fuck him, and whatever.”
She strode off.
Raphael was grinning ear to ear.
“Well, you’re taking it well.”
His eyes shone with faint ruby sheen. “Mating frenzy.”
“What?”
“When two shapeshifters become mated, we go crazy for a few weeks. It’s all about unreasonable aggression and irrational snarling at anyone who looks at your mate a second too long.”
“And you’re loving every moment of it.”
He bobbed his head up and down. “I’ve earned it.”
Andrea reversed her course and came up to us. “I’m sorry I was an ass. Thank you. I owe you one.”
“No big,” I told her.
She looked at Raphael. “I’d like to go home.”
He bowed with an exaggerated flourish. “Your wish is my command, my lady. We need to go back to the hotel, scale the wall, and steal our car back.”
“That sounds good.”
They walked off.
Mating frenzy. The world had gone completely insane on me. I sighed and went to get Marigold. I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn’t want to be late.
Squeeeee!!! Thank you Ilona and Lord Panda!!
Much much love!!!
Holy flurking schnit! Thank you! That was delicious!
Yah! I was hoping this would make it to the book!
I need this book NOW!!!
Thanks for the snippet.
WOOT!! Thank you so much!!
Kick ass!!
Thanks Lord Panda and Lady Goddess
snookies…. and ah, i know how i would feel if i were stephanie K…. i would be sooo hurt and sad. i wouldn’t want that for any of your fans. they are just of the too awesome.
smooches.
I second this. I’d be so upset if it were me. Here’s hoping she gets her copy *crossing fingers and toes*
“Chapter 11, in which Andrea and Raphael go to jail.”
LOL, I love that for a title
OMG…”Who’s diving for clams now” LOL…Oh under 60 days…less than 2 months…waiting for your books is like waiting for xmas, or summer holidays..I feel giddy!
Oooooooo! Its just so juicy. I love it. I WANT BOOK NOW!!! But will wait (Calmly) HAHAHAHAHA. I just see that happening between Kate & Curren (“Mating frenzy.”)!!
Rooting for SK that she and her ARC are soon connected!
Thanks for the snippet!!
Awesome Beans!
Thank you Ilona & Lord Pandy for snippet goodie!! Nice to see these two in mating frenzy! W00t!!
Thank you from the very bottom of my heart, Ilona & Lord Panda!
Less than 57 days to go! Have library books and Lion’s Heat and my never ending TBR pile to entertain me while waiting…
Thanks for sharing! That was hilarious…
Only 56 days now. Only 56 days. I need to dig up a little more patience from somewhere…
PS – Also hope SK claims her prize!
Aargh – I don’t know if that makes it better or worse! Thanks regardless
The drowning scene is the single funniest thing I have ever read. True fact.
Thanks for the snippet! It *so* needs to be May already.
Thanks guys! Made me laugh in between classes.
Hope Steph gets her book. That was well worth it! Cheers Ilona and Gordon.
Thanks! That is one of my favorite scenes
On authors, the awesomeness of:
THANK YOU!
So glad that made it into the book. Priceless. Thank you Ilona and Lord Panda.
PS Hope Stephanie gets her ARC.
Thank you for the snippet. Loved reading it again.
Really interesting to see what you changed and what you kept.
Like everyone else can’t wait for the new book to come out, sadly Amazon UK say they will not deliver until June so I think your British audience may have a bit longer to wait than your American one!
I ordered my copy trough thebookdepository and they told me they’d it would become available may 25. If you want Magic Bleeds sooner you could always look there. But if you do, don’t want to long. The books are sold out very fast. I found that out when I wanted to order Archangels’kiss a week after it came out, and was too late. Grrr. So my copy of MB is ordered well in advance
I ordered mine through Amazon.co.uk and I’ve got a delivery date of 28 May. Admittedly I did order mine literally as soon as it came available on amazon but can’t imagine that would have made too much of a difference?
Im so happy i dont know what to say.
How sad…
:::sigh::: I so totally can not wait for this book!!!
As jealous as I am, I too hope that Stephanie gets her book. Maybe she’s on vacation, in the amazon, without internet access?
thank you !!! It is so funny, you are really amazing !
I hope you won’t be in trouble with your editor o_0
Can’t wait June !! ( i hope amazon won’t loose my book this time ! )
“Hot tubs are nothing but trouble,” I told him
LOL!
I can’t believe I missed that the first time.
I totally giggled like a school girl at that… classic Kate. That was awesome
It just clicked as to why she was saying that…. *facepalm*
Ooooo I can’t wait for more Kate! I devoured all the books one weekend when I discovered them and now have to wait
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I don’t know if I should thank you or…okay, I won’t finish my sentence. hehe. I want, want, want, WANT. P.S. Love the snippet!!
Awesome snippet, thanks so much for sharing! That was absolutely terrific!!!!
Maybe her computer hiccuped. When mine did, it never turned back on.. I hope she can still get her ARC!
Oh, MAN. Awesome. Buckets and boatloads of awesome. Thank you for brightening my whole dang day!
ai ya ya! May seems so very far! no doubt it will be worth the wait. tq to u both for your awesomeness ;-P
Hands trembling…want book…want book…need book…commence whining…
Oh I have missed my Kate. You all are the best!! If we can’t get the book sooner we got a snippet. Thank you, Thank you.
Thank you….I love Kate snippets. They help hold us over for the wait between books.
…our camaraderie gained a snippet? We should pull the team together more often. ;D Thanks, Ilona + Gordon. I remember this from its last posting…but I read it through again. Always a pleasure.
Thank you SO much. Honestly, you’ve made a rainy day so much brighter.
-Spot
Woot! I was hoping that would make it into the book. Sweet.
Much love!! Thank you!!! Totally awesome scene, first time around and now. I so can’t wait for this book!!
Woooow this was a reeaaaaally nice snipet you gave us, thank you so much!!
LOVE IT!
I love this scene and am impressed that Kate will part with such
a valuable and meaningful posssession to help her friends.
Wow! What a nice treat!! thank you so much for the snippet.
56 days. I ordered my copy today. (takes deep breath) I can wait. I can wait. Oh hell, who do I have to bribe/sleep with/knock off to get this book in my hands???
Don’t answer that. Jail time is not a good idea right now.
Thank you soo much, this made my day way better! Magic Bleeds comes out right after my final exam of my final year at university, so it is the most perfect gift to celebrate years of hard work (well the book and a few days of parties)! Thanks again for the snippet, I’m glad this scene is going to end up in the book!
Big BiiiiiiG virtual hug to Lord Panda.
Thank you for that.
Oh jeez …. it’s like I’m a book junkie….
Speaking of hugs if you need a pick up some day check out the “free hugs” campaign videos on youtube.
Thank you! Thank You! THANK YOU! That was a great snipet!!!
Loved it. Can’t wait for Magic Bleeds to come out
Thanks for the snippet!
You guys feed my soul joy.
This was absolutely wonderful. MORE!
And you put this up once before? How did I miss it?
Man i loved the snippet we got of this one but this was just a lovely thing to read while we all wait, Impatiently.
i also hope that the arc goes to its owner as if it was me i would be foaming at the mouth to get it.