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Lilian, on Facebook: But more importantly, why isn’t it the 25th yet?!?!?!? :-)

Gordon:  cause it aint yet. We’ve got to get all gussied up for the signing. If we had it today we would scare away the fans. Plus Ilona is not completely nuts yet, so it can’t be release week.

I am not nuts.  I’ve been so good.  I haven’t been trawling for reviews, I haven’t gotten into any debates, except for Kindle thing, and I dropped that because nobody is listening to anything I have to say, I haven’t had any weird panicky moments of total fail.

I get no credit.

From Harriet Klausner review:

Kate Daniels pays her lost bet to the Beast Lord Curran with a meal she prepares. However, when he fails to collect, Kate becomes outraged by his affront and humiliated as she wanted to see him. Fuming, she declares war on Curran; leading to not talking, emailing or twittering one another.

While the review is very flattering, I’m a little puzzled by the twittering comment.  This has stayed with me for a few days, so I present to you the What-If Kate Daniels Twitter.

Jim: 15 minutes to Pack/People meeting.

Kate: I’ll be late.

Jim: Why?

Kate: I’ve got to do something.

a minute later

Curran: What do you mean you’ll be late?  Where r you?

Kate: I’ll be right there, just start without me.

Curran: The meeting’s been set over a month in advance.  Where r you?

Kate: I said, I’ll be right there.

Curran: Where. Are. You?

Kate: Don’t take that tone of voice with me, I don’t appreciate it.

Curran: Would you just tell me where you are?

Kate: Corner of manticore and white.

Curran: Half an hour away.  Why am I not surprised.  What are you doing there?

Kate: I’ve got to do something.  I don’t appreciate being interrogated.

Jim: There is a giant armored octopus on the corner of manticore and white.

Curran: What?

Jim: It’s on TV.

Kate, PM to Jim: I kil u.

Jim, PM to Kate: Payback.

Curran: I can see you on the news.  Kate, answer your phone.

Curran: Answer your phone, damn it.

Curran, PM to Kate: Don’t even think about it.

Kate, PM to Curran: I’ll bring sushi to meeting.  Love u, bye.

Jim: I think she just dropped her I-phone.

Curran, PM to Kate: God fucking damn it.

Jim: That was a nice cut on his tentacle.  Should I hold the meeting?

Curran: No, start without me.  I’ll be right back.

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  1. Priya
    Priya October 9, 2011 at 12:29 am . Reply

    HAHAHAHA…..Loved it!!!!!

  2. lyrehs
    lyrehs October 28, 2011 at 7:29 pm . Reply

    To Ilona: I normally do not buy any books because of easy accessibility from the Library but let me tell you that I have all your series of Kate Daniels. The freaky thing is that I have read these books 20 plus times and I think to the end of my days will probably memorized them word for word by then. I would carry one of them to read everywhere like a purse. It became a necessity to have it on hand-like breathing…Love your books to distraction and wish that your magic fingers will be blessed with more books in all the futures to come. Bless you! From your devoted admirer

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  4. Layne
    Layne November 16, 2011 at 1:44 pm . Reply

    Very funny and clever. I can just see that happening.

    Until Kate loses her Iphone because it walked away during a strong magic phase and Curran smashed his during one his “conversations” with Kate.

  5. Jack
    Jack December 6, 2011 at 8:17 am . Reply

    I love these little inserts into the world of Kate. it’s enlightening, and it just makes you that much more impatient for the next release!

  6. Taylah
    Taylah December 9, 2011 at 4:41 am . Reply

    simply awesome!! please do more like this!

  7. Snooz
    Snooz December 14, 2011 at 10:17 am . Reply

    aaaah those three never fail to put a smile on my stressed-out pre-exam face. You can practically play a drumbeat on my cheeks. Thank you for those posts they help tide us over while the book comes out. Can’t imagine a kate-less world.

  8. Sherri
    Sherri December 26, 2011 at 2:56 am . Reply

    This is pure awesomeness.. Thank you.. More… Please??? *Puppy dog eyes*

  9. DemonicAngel
    DemonicAngel January 1, 2012 at 8:20 pm . Reply

    Absolutely love it. I can’t wait for book 6!

  10. Lauren
    Lauren January 12, 2012 at 9:52 am . Reply

    When Jim says payback, anyone wonder what it was payback for?

  11. Athena
    Athena January 18, 2012 at 3:00 pm . Reply

    I wonder how much Kate and Curran r in Ilona and Gordon? U 2 r awesome! I’m with the rest of them, can we have more like this pretty pls with a decadent fudge brownie with whipped cream on top?

  12. Agnieszka
    Agnieszka January 23, 2012 at 5:09 am . Reply

    <3

  13. Lorelei
    Lorelei February 8, 2012 at 3:24 pm . Reply

    HAHAHAHA! THat is Hilarious! I could totally see that happening!

  14. Hikari
    Hikari March 1, 2012 at 8:42 am . Reply

    Too funny!! XD I wish Kate and Curran are real.. I’ll stalk their twitter everyday! XD

  15. Lolawants
    Lolawants May 12, 2012 at 3:37 pm . Reply

    Why isn’t Kate real and my absolute best friend? Keep the tweets coming. It’s the only way we can survive between Kate updates.

  16. Nina Ridyananda
    Nina Ridyananda May 13, 2012 at 2:48 am . Reply

    I’m laughing. Hard :D
    Thanks for always giving me–us–extras of Kate and Curran. They are forever my favorites !
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