Since you guys are putting up such a valiant fight voting for Curran, we thought we’d write you a funny. There is no twitter in Kate Daniels’ Atlanta, but if there was…
Raphael DM to Curran: Are you there?
Raphael: I’m at a real estate auction. The pervert is here. He’s trying to buy the Wilson building.
Curran: What’s the bid?
Raphael: Six hundred grand.
Curran: Bid against him.
Raphael: Got it.
Curran: What the hell is the Wilson building?
Raphael: Beats me.
Curran DM to Jim: Why would Saiman want to buy the Wilson building?
Jim to Curran: Hello to you too, Your Majesty.
Curran: Can you just answer the damn question?
Jim to Curran: Let me check on it.
Curran: Is he in?
Raphael: Oh yeah, he is in.
Curran: keep going.
Kate to Curran: Where are you? I thought we had a sparring date.
Curran: Something’s come up.
Kate: Oh really?
Curran: I’ll be right there. Give me ten minutes.
Curran: Keep bidding.
Kate: What are you up to?
Kate: You sound suspicious.
Curran: How can you tell how I sound through Twitter?
Kate: I’m coming up to our rooms.
Raphael: One mil. Curran, that’s a lot of money…
Curran: Sorry, had to move to the bathroom. Keep bidding.
Curran to Jim: anything?
Jim: I’m checking on it.
Raphael: 1,200,000 <— zeroes. A lot of them.
Curran to Jim: Keep bidding.
Curran to Raphael: Today.
Raphael: I didn’t get that.
Jim: Keep bidding on what?
Kate: I know you’re in the bathroom. I can see your shadow in the gap under the door.
Curran to Kate: Trained investigator.
Kate: Is everything okay in there?
Raphael: 1,400,000 Holy shit, I don’t even know if we can cover this.
Curran: Keep bidding.
Curran to Jim: WHAT’S IN THE WILSON BUILDING?
Jim: Someone’s got a temper.
Raphael: $1,600,000. Curran, Curran, this is bad, this is really bad
Kate: I can hear you typing on your phone.
Curran: No, you can’t.
Jim: Saiman wants it because it’s next to Red Room, an underground casino.
Raphael: $1,750,000 Our Father, who art in Heaven…
Jim: The area had been leveled by a freak hurricane last month.
Raphael: Hallowed be Thy Name…
Jim: Wilson is the only place intact enough to convert to a hotel within a five mile radius.
Curran to Raphael: drop it. Walk away.
Raphael: Oh God. Oh my God.
Curran to Raphael: Did he buy it?
Raphael: He got it for $1,800,000. He looks green.
Curran to Jim: I just made Saiman pay $1,800,000 for a $600,000 building.
Jim: There is something wrong with you, man.
Curran to Kate: Hey baby. How about that sparring?
Kate: You know, instead of Twitting, you could just open the door.