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Ilona October 18, 2010 129

Jim: @Curran R U there?

Curran: In a meeting, make it quick.

Jim, PM to Curran: Police scanner reports a Loose Vamp Alert at Jeremiah Street.

Curran: And?

Jim, PM to Curran: Kate’s office is @ 4312 Jeremiah.

Curran PM to Jim: Is she OK?

Jim, PM to Curran: Hang on.  Apparently there is a lot of gunfire.

Curran PM to Jim: IS SHE OK?

Jim, PM to Curran: She’s dragged two necromancer women into her office and barricaded her door.

Jim, PM to Curran: She’s refusing to let PAD in.  They’re pissed.

Curran PM to Jim: WTF.

Jim PM to Curran: Do you need a moment?

Curran PM to Jim: Shut up, Jim.

Curran: @Kate: R U OK?

Kate: Fine.  Busy.

Curran: With what?

Kate: Making tea.

Jim PM to Curran: Yes, my lord.  Whatever you say, my lord.

Curran PM to Jim: My mate probably got herself shot.  Do you really feel like you giving me a lot of shit is helping right now?

Curran PM to Jim: Is it actually your job to give me a lot of shit?

Jim PM To Curran: It’s more like occupational hazard.

Curran: @Kate Maybe I should drop by and have some tea with you.

Kate:  No.

Jim PM to Curran: The cops R trying to bring in a tank to bust her door.

Curran: @Kate Why not?

Kate: I have visitors.

Curran: What kind of visitors?

Kate: Female visitors.

Curran: Aha.

Kate: We’re having girl talk.  Don’t come over.

Curran PM To Jim: Put two snipers to cover her office, send a tactical team to the warehouse, and have Doolittle and the legal division on standby.

Jim, PM to Curran: Anything else?

Curran: Yes.  A gallon of single malt whiskey.

Jim : For her?

Curran: No, for me.

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  1. teri
    teri October 19, 2010 at 3:51 pm .

    smiling – woot. thanks!

  2. biki
    biki October 19, 2010 at 5:51 pm .

    ahh, this is too fun :)

  3. Kat
    Kat October 19, 2010 at 7:38 pm .

    AWESOME!

  4. jammastere
    jammastere October 19, 2010 at 10:11 pm .

    LOVE IT! So perfect!

  5. Tigerkite
    Tigerkite October 19, 2010 at 11:08 pm .

    So Funny!
    Where can I find “twitter part I”?

  6. Tigerkite
    Tigerkite October 19, 2010 at 11:13 pm .

    OK, I just figured it out…aaarrrgghhhh.
    Further funny.

  7. FD
    FD October 20, 2010 at 2:25 am .

    Ahahahh. Well, that just made my morning. I wonder if shapeshifters can get ulcers?

  8. Lynne
    Lynne October 20, 2010 at 9:19 am .

    That was great. . .thanks!

  9. Stephanie W
    Stephanie W October 20, 2010 at 10:31 am .

    LOVED IT! :) Thanks!

  10. Cedar
    Cedar October 20, 2010 at 10:48 am .

    Love this!!!

  11. Michael
    Michael October 20, 2010 at 1:45 pm .

    Funny. It’s a good thing he’s shape shifter because his liver will need all the help it can get.

  12. Cyno
    Cyno October 20, 2010 at 3:36 pm .

    Too Funny!

  13. Michelle McPherson
    Michelle McPherson October 20, 2010 at 4:15 pm .

    Love it! Thank You Thank You!!!!

  14. Athena
    Athena October 21, 2010 at 8:20 am .

    Brilliant!!!

  15. Jenster
    Jenster October 21, 2010 at 1:08 pm .

    LOVED it!!!! Thank you … Ya’ll are sooo awesome!!!

  16. Atzimba
    Atzimba October 22, 2010 at 7:09 pm .

    Fabulous treat thanks! :D

  17. Bénédicte
    Bénédicte October 23, 2010 at 2:05 am .

    So funny!!! I love it!! thx :-)

  18. Rachel
    Rachel October 24, 2010 at 3:54 pm .

    tee hee ha ha ha ha- at last a use for twitter- thank you!!

  19. Dina
    Dina October 25, 2010 at 2:25 pm .

    thanks so much – it helps the symptoms of withdrawl when you give us the bits :)

  20. Mercy
    Mercy October 25, 2010 at 7:11 pm .

    I loved it!!!!!!!! I just have a question though; didn’t Kate promise at the end of Magic Bleeds to tell Curran if she’s in trouble? I say this counts as trouble. (ps: Ilona your website made me smile! Thank you.)

  21. Lee
    Lee October 26, 2010 at 4:46 pm .

    heheh. that was great. also i wish i could DEMAND single malt whiskey when the need arose!

  22. Amber L
    Amber L November 3, 2010 at 5:15 am .

    Roflmao I can just picture their expressions. I LOVE it!

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