Kid 2, sniffing vanilla extract: Why do you lie to me, vanilla? You smell so good but taste so bad!
Kid 1, making an argument for a purchase of a car. The deal is, if she has no tickets or accidents for six months, she will get help with buying a car for her birthday. Unfortunately, she is set on a car we 100% won’t buy.
Kid 1: But mom…
Me: Terrible gas mileage, unsafe, expensive to repair…
Kid 1: Yes! It will be a really good life lesson for me!
Jeaniene Frost: Long conversation about having to finish the book and stress of deadlines.
Me: Stay off Twitter.
JF: Of course. But I have a release coming out…
Me: Stay off Twitter!
JF: Fine, fine.