Illustrated Guide on How Not to Be Me

 

If you make a mistake,

use this.  Lots of this.

 

 

 

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*We’ve received a large number of emails about our teapot.  After some research, we concluded that it is Bee House Persimmon.  (Link here.) We bought it Uwajima Asian Market in Portland.  :)

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  1. Lunix
    Lunix October 13, 2011 at 7:27 am . Reply

    Awesome! I definitely have done similar things.

  2. CdnMrs
    CdnMrs October 13, 2011 at 7:30 am . Reply

    I don’t want to laugh, but I can’t help it. That sucks!!
    Thanks for sharing though, it’s nice to know I’m not the only one who does stuff like that. LOL

  3. Sarah
    Sarah October 13, 2011 at 7:31 am . Reply

    Mmmm sexy sexy seaweed breath. Oh baby! *snogs*

  4. Joanne
    Joanne October 13, 2011 at 7:31 am . Reply

    That’s a fantastic post, an illustrated guide to tea and seaweed, uses therof. :) I hope that you are recovering from the seaweed infusion.

  5. Stephaney
    Stephaney October 13, 2011 at 7:32 am . Reply

    Very funny!!

  6. Syd Gill
    Syd Gill October 13, 2011 at 7:36 am . Reply

    Oh.

    Doh.

    That would be really unfortunate. How many sips did you take? Or was one enough?
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  7. Nikki
    Nikki October 13, 2011 at 7:39 am . Reply

    Wow that tea had a lot of different stuff in it. Do you add sugar or does that ruin the healthy aspect of herbal tea?

  8. Cath
    Cath October 13, 2011 at 7:45 am . Reply

    Well, it might catch on..? I’m sure it has many and varied health benefits – if you manage to keep it down that is!!

  9. Kerry
    Kerry October 13, 2011 at 7:47 am . Reply

    Hehe – Im sure its great with fish..:)

  10. Celia
    Celia October 13, 2011 at 7:54 am . Reply

    Ewww! That must have been really nasty. The green tea looks pretty. The seaweed, not so much. I hope it didn’t make you sick. Where do you get green tea like that?

  11. wont
    wont October 13, 2011 at 7:58 am . Reply

    Nice and clear. By the way, I love your tea kettle.

  12. Sue
    Sue October 13, 2011 at 8:17 am . Reply

    I love your posts! Even though I know this must have been gross the post of it cracked me up. I have done similar – dumped a packet of dried gravy mix (chicken) into sour cream for dip and the dried onion soup mix into the chicken stock for the gravy (so much for multitasking) Needless to say both were quite nasty!

  13. Sandra Rosa
    Sandra Rosa October 13, 2011 at 8:22 am . Reply

    LOL
    maybe consider labeling stuff in the future…
    i have to be honest those seaweeds look like dangerously like black tea…

  14. Vinity
    Vinity October 13, 2011 at 8:22 am . Reply

    I totally do stuff like that all the time. :) Love the teapot BTW

  15. mudepoz
    mudepoz October 13, 2011 at 8:45 am . Reply

    I’m thinking that it’s probably a good thing you don’t do my job. Mixing up squid and corn seeds and round worms and radishes would be disastrous…
    I love the pictures…

    1. onlyone39073
      onlyone39073 October 14, 2011 at 7:02 am . Reply

      what is your job????

  16. Ginny
    Ginny October 13, 2011 at 9:21 am . Reply

    Drinks ALL the green things!

  17. JennH
    JennH October 13, 2011 at 9:27 am . Reply

    Okay I don’t want to be snarky….ok well I DO want to be a little bit. Didn’t it smell just the tiniest bit off before you drank it? ;x

  18. sooz
    sooz October 13, 2011 at 9:46 am . Reply

    I so want to be you! You have a cool tea pot and know how to brew real tea! Glad you had LOTS of toothpaste on hand…

    1. BillG
      BillG October 14, 2011 at 3:32 am . Reply

      Two to three minutes for green tea, that’s no problem… unless I make the mistake of starting to read. But how do you get the water to the proper 180 degrees for green tea?

  19. Ashley Mc
    Ashley Mc October 13, 2011 at 9:50 am . Reply

    *cackling* had to tip my head back and belly laugh at that. You know, if you hadn’t posted that, you could’ve offered to make some delicious tea for Gordon. *innocent eyes*

  20. Carradee
    Carradee October 13, 2011 at 9:52 am . Reply

    *laughing*

    I forgot how to pump gas this morning, myself, so I’m laughing with you, not at you. I could so see myself doing that.

    <__>

    Okay, so I nearly did, but I caught myself before I put basil with the ginger root. (It was supposed to be licorice root, not ginger.)

  21. Mickey Finn
    Mickey Finn October 13, 2011 at 10:06 am . Reply

    You followed it with radioactive green slime? You realize that you now have a mutant seaweed creature living in your brain who’s bent on world domination….and has access to Andrew?!

    Not to mention Kid 1 & 2!

    And the dog butt-canons!

    Hmmm.
    Maybe I should have gotten more sleep last night.

  22. Belinda Wolf-Whitaker
    Belinda Wolf-Whitaker October 13, 2011 at 10:07 am . Reply

    So did the seaweed help you win the fight with the snake or did it cause you to loose the fight?
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  23. Miriam
    Miriam October 13, 2011 at 10:20 am . Reply

    By the third picture, I was howling. Sorry. Nah, not so much. We’ve all done stuff like that. The pot is great.

    The fact that you were plotting a fight explains how you missed the lack of flowers. You should probably never get black or green tea without flowers, since if you look (when not plotting) flowers or lack of flowers would give you warning. Since Gordon loves you, he has probably run out to get different canisters, so teas can be kept in one kind, and seaweed, and all non-tea items, can be kept in totally different looking ones.

    Have you ever tried soaking the wakame, draining it, and then adding a little rice vinegar? NOT AS TEA! No doubt you will want to wait a while before you consider trying that.

    Still smiling. Sorry you got an over-stimulating sip of not-tea, but thank you for sharing it.

  24. Sara
    Sara October 13, 2011 at 10:22 am . Reply

    Once my neighbor and I added salt instead of sugar to kool-aid. Let’s just say there wasn’t a lot of “Oh ya!” afterwards

  25. Marsha
    Marsha October 13, 2011 at 10:32 am . Reply

    *shudder* Why would you have nori flakes around anyway? I find the stuff to be hideous no matter how good it is for you. I couldn’t eat sushi even if I didn’t hate fish because it’s wrapped in the stuff.

  26. Rebecka Dahlström
    Rebecka Dahlström October 13, 2011 at 11:23 am . Reply

    You are not alone! This is along the lines of throwing your socks in the toilet instead of the hamper. Which I have done more then once, I have to admit…

  27. Atzimba
    Atzimba October 13, 2011 at 11:40 am . Reply

    Yes I’ve done similar. I was traveling and was going to use the facial cream (in a little white tube) as toothpaste.
    Lesson learned: It’s NOT a good idea to perform these simple tasks a.) distracted or b.) w/o glasses or contacts.

  28. Aurora
    Aurora October 13, 2011 at 11:45 am . Reply

    Oh my! The snake battle must be awesome and all engrossing!
    My daughter likes to eat nori sheets (for wrapping sushi) but I gag whenever I smell it! When she snacks on them in the car, I have to roll my window down to breathe.

  29. Mari
    Mari October 13, 2011 at 12:51 pm . Reply

    Who else is reminded of various similar was-not-paying-attention mistakes in their life?
    I once opened a mini snickers and ended up throwing away the chocolate into the trash. Didn’t notice till I brought the empty wrapper up to my mouth.

    A friend gave me quite a strange look.

  30. Miss Bliss
    Miss Bliss October 13, 2011 at 12:53 pm . Reply

    I thought that was a Bee House teapot. I have one of the little individual ones. LOVE IT! One of these days I’ll get a bigger one.
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  31. Lily
    Lily October 13, 2011 at 1:04 pm . Reply

    Oh noes! I feel your pain, first the disappointment when you realize it’s not the tea and then the bad taste… ew!

  32. MelanieS
    MelanieS October 13, 2011 at 1:13 pm . Reply

    Omg, haha! That’s perfect. The next time a certain someone in my life comes for a visit, I can offer some “special green tea”.

    “Really, it’s all the new thing, like those berries. Health straight from the sea.” Muhahaha.

  33. gingko-girl
    gingko-girl October 13, 2011 at 1:30 pm . Reply

    Kitchen type things and distraction do not mix! Thanks for the laugh and I am glad you survived.

    Maybe Kate or Andrea can serve seaweed tea to someone they have issues with? You know what they say about pay back . . .

  34. Ying
    Ying October 13, 2011 at 1:50 pm . Reply

    LOL. This happened to me years ago but with dried fungi (mushroom). They absorbed water and expanded. Tried to pour the “tea” but nothing came out, opened the thermo and the mushrooms nearly exploded.

  35. Melissa
    Melissa October 13, 2011 at 1:51 pm . Reply

    hahahahahahaha Yeah…a few weeks ago, we were cutting fresh green beens for dinner. We threw the body of the beans (which you want to eat!) outside. Didn’t realize it until it was time to throw the beans in the boiling water….Green beans ends do not a good meal make. The rabbits outside were happy, though.

  36. Richard Cartwright
    Richard Cartwright October 13, 2011 at 1:52 pm . Reply

    So the snakes were killed with infused seaweed?

  37. Lizz D
    Lizz D October 13, 2011 at 2:40 pm . Reply

    Ew…. I had a similar experience… but with salt vs. sugar in lemonade. *makes face*
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  38. Lesley
    Lesley October 13, 2011 at 5:13 pm . Reply

    Tears in my eyes, OMG. Aaaah!

  39. Deb
    Deb October 13, 2011 at 5:21 pm . Reply

    Growing up in the South when I did, it wasn’t unusual for elderly ladies and men to dip snuff. My grandmother did until the day she died – Garrett’s Sweet Snuff. It was fine ground, a powder not the shreds of today’s dip. It came in a cute little glass. One day, she reached into the cabinet to get the instant coffee, and made her coffee with – yes, you guessed it, Garrett’s Sweet Snuff. Sound effects, followed by crashing, followed by water running and furious spitting. Followed by the sound of my hysterical laughing as she explained what had happened. I was a cruel child.

  40. Sunscented
    Sunscented October 13, 2011 at 6:07 pm . Reply

    LOL at you & Ying! Loved the photo-guide. :D

  41. Novie
    Novie October 13, 2011 at 6:10 pm . Reply

    Try making a fancy cake for a friend’s birthday celebration and using salt instead of sugar ( damn you brand new canister set). Oh, the mortification!!

  42. Adler
    Adler October 13, 2011 at 10:19 pm . Reply

    The Marriage Freres peeps probably also want to note that they don’t advise you to store teas in clear (or even cloudy) containers. It can reduce shelf life and flavour.
    Now for something completely diffrent:
    Read Silver Shark. Didn’t mind the ending at all. :)
    Thanks for the icing on my day guys!
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  43. Ashean
    Ashean October 13, 2011 at 10:31 pm . Reply

    :O

    I got nothing to say

  44. Adeline
    Adeline October 13, 2011 at 10:34 pm . Reply

    Should add some miso paste into it to make miso broth…. :) instant dinner esp if u add some tofu into it.

  45. Debra L.
    Debra L. October 13, 2011 at 11:08 pm . Reply

    I remember the first time that I cooked with wakame… The dried stuff REALLY expands. I had used far too much for a bowl of miso soup (lol). At least it didn’t have time to set up though, right? because it can get pretty mushy/all over the place. :]

  46. Deborah
    Deborah October 14, 2011 at 5:25 am . Reply

    My similar incident was when I was teaching cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) and had a bottle of water and a bottle of isopropyl alcohol on the desk and was busy talking to a student when I took a big gulp of not-water. Did I mention I’m highly allergic to anything alcohol?

  47. Anna Hawes
    Anna Hawes October 14, 2011 at 5:38 am . Reply

    I love this blog. I also love that you have such an easy blog to read and an active one. I have recently started a weekly blog review of my favorite authors because of your blog. You are the only one that keeps so active in your posts. I love it. Your blog and snippets are probably one of the reasons I always crave your next publish. Of course your books are just fun to read as well.

    As for tea, my mistake tends to be putting flour instead of sugar into it. Stupid matching canisters and stupid slow mornings. :)

  48. reeder
    reeder October 14, 2011 at 8:19 am . Reply

    I like seaweed and have bought seaweed snacks. It tastes good to me.

    Once mistook corn starch for flour when baking cookies. That was not a good combo.

  49. Lesley
    Lesley October 14, 2011 at 8:43 am . Reply

    To be fair, that seaweed does look like loose black tea, and to me the tea looks like pot-pourri! DOH!

  50. Joanne
    Joanne October 17, 2011 at 3:37 pm . Reply

    Coming from someone who once used deodorant as hairspray by mistake, I feel your pain…

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