All of the family’s Kindles are tied to Gordon’s Amazon account.
Gordon: Did you order A NIGHT OF SCANDAL by Harlequin Presents?
Me, defiant: Yes, I did, and I very much enjoyed it.
Gordon: Oh, good. Because if it was thirteen-year old Kid 2, I would’ve been alarmed and possibly horrified, and if it was my ninety-year old grandmother, I’d be embarrassed and weirded out.