Twitter Part II

Jim: @Curran R U there?

Curran: In a meeting, make it quick.

Jim, PM to Curran: Police scanner reports a Loose Vamp Alert at Jeremiah Street.

Curran: And?

Jim, PM to Curran: Kate’s office is @ 4312 Jeremiah.

Curran PM to Jim: Is she OK?

Jim, PM to Curran: Hang on.  Apparently there is a lot of gunfire.

Curran PM to Jim: IS SHE OK?

Jim, PM to Curran: She’s dragged two necromancer women into her office and barricaded her door.

Jim, PM to Curran: She’s refusing to let PAD in.  They’re pissed.

Curran PM to Jim: WTF.

Jim PM to Curran: Do you need a moment?

Curran PM to Jim: Shut up, Jim.

Curran: @Kate: R U OK?

Kate: Fine.  Busy.

Curran: With what?

Kate: Making tea.

Jim PM to Curran: Yes, my lord.  Whatever you say, my lord.

Curran PM to Jim: My mate probably got herself shot.  Do you really feel like you giving me a lot of shit is helping right now?

Curran PM to Jim: Is it actually your job to give me a lot of shit?

Jim PM To Curran: It’s more like occupational hazard.

Curran: @Kate Maybe I should drop by and have some tea with you.

Kate:  No.

Jim PM to Curran: The cops R trying to bring in a tank to bust her door.

Curran: @Kate Why not?

Kate: I have visitors.

Curran: What kind of visitors?

Kate: Female visitors.

Curran: Aha.

Kate: We’re having girl talk.  Don’t come over.

Curran PM To Jim: Put two snipers to cover her office, send a tactical team to the warehouse, and have Doolittle and the legal division on standby.

Jim, PM to Curran: Anything else?

Curran: Yes.  A gallon of single malt whiskey.

Jim : For her?

Curran: No, for me.

Comments

  1. ahh, this is too fun :)

  2. AWESOME!

  3. jammastere says:

    LOVE IT! So perfect!

  4. So Funny!
    Where can I find “twitter part I”?

  5. OK, I just figured it out…aaarrrgghhhh.
    Further funny.

  6. Ahahahh. Well, that just made my morning. I wonder if shapeshifters can get ulcers?

  7. That was great. . .thanks!

  8. Stephanie W says:

    LOVED IT! :) Thanks!

  9. Love this!!!

  10. Funny. It’s a good thing he’s shape shifter because his liver will need all the help it can get.

  11. Too Funny!

  12. Michelle McPherson says:

    Love it! Thank You Thank You!!!!

  13. Brilliant!!!

  14. LOVED it!!!! Thank you … Ya’ll are sooo awesome!!!

  15. Fabulous treat thanks! :D

  16. Bénédicte says:

    So funny!!! I love it!! thx :-)

  17. tee hee ha ha ha ha- at last a use for twitter- thank you!!

  18. thanks so much – it helps the symptoms of withdrawl when you give us the bits :)

  19. I loved it!!!!!!!! I just have a question though; didn’t Kate promise at the end of Magic Bleeds to tell Curran if she’s in trouble? I say this counts as trouble. (ps: Ilona your website made me smile! Thank you.)

  20. heheh. that was great. also i wish i could DEMAND single malt whiskey when the need arose!

  21. Roflmao I can just picture their expressions. I LOVE it!

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