We’ve been getting a lot of spam calls from Oregon phrased as business messages followed by offers of time shares and promises to sell our house.
Spam text from Oregon: Did you see the email meeting tmrw 4:30-5:30?
Me: Yes. I’ve got the hydrochloric acid, the tub, and the plastic bags. Quit worrying.
Me: Uncle Nikolai is coming too. V zakone, friend.