As we were trying to get the website fixed – hopefully it’s fixed now, a database got corrupted somehow and was causing thousands of errors – I happened upon our site’s statistics, which list all the fun things people type into the search engine to reach our site. I present to you the funnies:
purple and teal book picture about pulling bodies out of the dade miami bayou – Okay, this is just awesome
hair from hyena tail magic spell – I am not a wizard
alien body suit under her skin free – I have no ties to lizard people, and if I had an alien suit, I wouldn’t give it away. I’d sell it.
iiona andrews, iilana andrews, illona andrewws, ione andrews, ionia andrews, ilanya andrews, ihona andrews, ilana andrews, ikona andrews, illonsa andrews, iolana andrews, alona andrews – Spell my name, spell my name
samhain publishing – Your princess is in another castle
theres a creature in my apple – My condolences. Is half of it missing?
spoilers for magic breaks ilona andrews – Ask Gordon.
ilona andrews curran poverty – I hope not.
what expectations should a self published author see on free download promotion – She should expect to make no money.
one for the money jeaniene frost – Your princess is still in another castle.
ilona andrews networth – Not very much. Trying to put away money for college here. Also “networth” isn’t a word. The net worth of this site, according to some free site measuring tool, is $14, 465.
will magic breaks be available kindle uk – Yes it will. It will be a self-published release, like the last few, and it should be avialble within 24 hours of the US download.
space opera novel where strong female character lets bad guy go and gets tossed into prison – Ehhh. You know who writes kick ass space opera? Rachel Bach.
teen boys wrestling grab balls – Ok, how did you even get here?
ilona andrews sick – Aww, thank you for being worried. Unless you were happy. Then you can go suck rotten eggs.
curran beard lord – Hehe. He does actually have a beard for a bit in Magic Breaks.
with who end kate daniels – Read and you’ll find out.
ending of magic breaks ilona andrews – Read the book.
can you buy an arc of kate daniels magic breaks – I’m sensing a pattern here.
ilona andrews radiance – Princess, castle, over there!
how to make my self rise up to the roof with magic – Still not a wizard.
blha blha blha – Ha!
authorlord ilona andrews – Now, I like this. From now on, I declare I shall be known as authorlord!
I hope you enjoyed these funnies. Sincerely, your authorlord.