Me: They should put Deadpool into the next season.
Her: Oh, I haven’t seen the trailer for it.
Me, trying to condense the thing that is Deadpool into a few short sentences: One time Daredevil beat up Deadpool – because Deadpool can be good or bad, depending on what he’s working on – and was all like, “You will face judgement!” and then Deadpool asked him where the closest hospital was, so Daredevil told him, and then Deadpool shot this random guy in the leg and ran away laughing while Daredevil had to take the injured dude to the hospital.
Her and me: Hehehehe. Hehehehehe!
This is why we can’t have normal jobs.