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Birthday Florida Man

Fun POST A COMMENT June 24, 2020 by Ilona

Kids are here for delayed Father’s Day. We are still planning on family relocation to Florida and the Kid 1 brought home a fun game. Okay, you have to do this with me. Google your birthday, day and month only, and Florida Man. A funny Florida man article will pop up.

For example, here is mine:

January 1st, Florida man.

Florida man arrested for attacking McDonald’s employee over not getting a straw, police say

Gordon:

April 3rd, Florida man

Thong-wearing Florida man arrested while building shed with garbage on stranger’s property

The story doesn’t always have to match the date, as long as it comes up in your first page search results. Post the results in the comments.

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  1. Jenn Lin says

    June 24, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    Can it be florida MEN?

    Florida Men Arrested After Drugs Found In “Bag Full Of Drugs”

    If not,

    Florida man accused of smearing feces in restroom and sauna. <– ew

    • Pat Z says

      July 21, 2020 at 3:58 pm

      August 17, Florida man: Florida man dumped dirt on girlfriend’s borrowed car with front-end loader

  2. Toad says

    June 24, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    Drunk, shirtless Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti

    • Susan Everett says

      June 25, 2020 at 10:55 am

      Florida man entices gator to bite him; pours beer down its throat, police say

      • Cathy M Freeze says

        June 25, 2020 at 11:26 am

        hey, that’s my date/article, too! Plus this one from the National:

        “Florida man wore female underwear, tried on baby clothes during break-in, deputies say”

  3. viwiles says

    June 24, 2020 at 12:52 pm

    Florida man gets $37,500 after officer thought doughnut glaze was meth.

    Poor Florida Man. I loved the building shed made of trash on someone else’s property ^_^

    • Angela Anderson says

      June 25, 2020 at 10:44 am

      It was the thong that got me. Because if you are going to build a garbage shed you need to be dressed right.

  4. Tara says

    June 24, 2020 at 12:52 pm

    January 22 Florida man wanted to prove independence to mom so … apparantly he robbed a gas station lol… i shouldnt laugh 🤭

    • Purple LeDe says

      June 25, 2020 at 3:11 am

      Hahaha these are hysterical :
      20.03
      Florida Man Attacked By Neighborhood Squirrel Who Has Residents On High Alert
      😂

    • Maisy says

      June 25, 2020 at 11:10 am

      June6th – “Florida man charged with pouring ketchup on his girlfriend.” We just moved to the Raleigh, NC area after living in Orlando for 30 years. This headline is tame compared to some things that happened in our neighborhood.

  5. Amy says

    June 24, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    Florida Man Goes On Sledgehammer Spree Trying To Destroy “Demons”. February 20,

  6. anainasia says

    June 24, 2020 at 12:55 pm

    Florida Man Tries To Pay For Fast Food With Bag Of Weed

    wow – Florida is a weird place

    • Teh Gerg says

      June 25, 2020 at 2:05 am

      Cashier gives change in uppers.

  7. Ismaha says

    June 24, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    Florida man arrested for passing out marijuana ‘because it was Christmas´
    Heh.

    • Lisa says

      June 25, 2020 at 11:44 am

      I like the cut of his gib…

  8. Nic says

    June 24, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    Shirtless Florida man travels to Myrtle Beach to head bang during Hurricane Florence

    Or if woman count too:
    Florida woman makes bomb threat to halt boyfriend’s urine test

    • Linda says

      June 24, 2020 at 2:37 pm

      Florida man in green pajamas decided to eat pancake breakfast in middle of busy street.

      Well, OK then. Hope it was tasty. 😋

  9. Claudia M says

    June 24, 2020 at 12:59 pm

    March 15th, Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet

  10. Kate says

    June 24, 2020 at 12:59 pm

    9/19 – Naked Florida Man Starts House Fire After Baking Cooking on George Foreman Grill
    😂😂😂

    • Kate says

      June 24, 2020 at 1:00 pm

      *Baking Cookies

    • Kristi says

      June 24, 2020 at 1:00 pm

      Kate, mine was the same for Sept 7th! Do you think there are two of them? 🙂

      • Kate says

        June 24, 2020 at 3:14 pm

        Hahahaha- it wouldn’t surprise me!!!!

      • Eylenn says

        June 25, 2020 at 12:02 pm

        It also works with Florida Woman. January 17 FL – Woman Arrested for Slapping Live-in Boyfriend

    • Cathy says

      June 24, 2020 at 4:25 pm

      hahah got this too!! Also, the funny thing, in college, I set off the college fire alarm because I was baking something. I was like wait… nope, not me. I wasn’t naked, a man, or cooking on a george foreman grill. *whew*!

  11. Kristi says

    June 24, 2020 at 12:59 pm

    Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire!

    Here’s the kicker: he was baking cookies!

    • jana says

      June 24, 2020 at 1:24 pm

      Mine was for Aug 27th- is it the same one?

  12. Skye says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    January 21
    Florida man, woman run over by patrol car while lying in road to watch eclipse

    • Alexandra says

      June 25, 2020 at 9:44 pm

      July 1: A Florida man is lucky to be alive after he was chased by a woman with an axe for refusing sex. The man repeatedly denied the advances before growing frustrated and grabbing the axe.

      This is hilarious!

  13. Rif says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    “Florida man with large neck viral mugshot arrested again….”

    • Rachael says

      June 24, 2020 at 2:47 pm

      The first result was really sad for Sept 21st, so I am going with the second listing on the first page:

      Florida man suspected of smelling women’s feet at library, leads police on scooter chase

    • Cindy says

      June 24, 2020 at 3:32 pm

      omg that IS a really large neck. Weird camera angle…. maybe? Wow.

      • Lisa says

        June 25, 2020 at 11:46 am

        What date is that?

  14. Margo says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    Florida man makes beer run with large gator in hand…July 29.

  15. Angela says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    Florida man posed as a housewife to trick unsuspecting straight men into letting him perform sex acts on them while he secretly videotaped the encounters to later post online, federal officials said Tuesday

  16. Pakster says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    A Florida man arrested for destroying a liquor store under construction told police he was Alice in Wonderland and that a “hookah-smoking caterpillar” ordered him to attack the site.

    • KD says

      June 24, 2020 at 1:54 pm

      This one came up for me, too! ‘Florida man wrecks liquor store, blames hookah-smoking caterpillar”

  17. Lorraine says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    Florida Man arrested after police find five bottles of Fireball in his golf cart

    • Breann says

      June 24, 2020 at 2:52 pm

      I don’t see a problem with that. 🔥🥃😉

      • Melissa Grant says

        June 24, 2020 at 4:04 pm

        🤣

  18. Sarah says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:07 pm

    Florida Man Arrested After Landing Helicopter on White House Lawn

  19. liz.v says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    “Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza”
    …well that’s something isn’t it? lol

    • Kathy says

      June 24, 2020 at 5:58 pm

      January 8: Florida man claims syringes found in rectum aren’t his.

      • Lynn says

        June 25, 2020 at 10:36 am

        WHAT. EVEN.

  20. Sabrina says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    “Florida Man’s Penis Shot Could Land Him In Jail: Report”

    0_0

    I don’t wanna know…

  21. Yana says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    September, 14: Shirtless Florida man travels to Myrtle Beach to head bang during Hurricane Florence

    https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2018/09/14/shirtless-florida-man-travels-to-myrtle-beach-to-head-bang-during-hurricane-florence

    And the obvious one – your birthday is 1 of January, how cool and dreadful is that?

    • Yana says

      June 24, 2020 at 1:20 pm

      September, 14: And out of curiosity – Florida woman didn’t get enough tomatoes so she chased grandpa with a knife, deputies say.

  22. Rachel says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:17 pm

    Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions, deputies say

    • Arijo says

      June 24, 2020 at 1:24 pm

      🤯

      Poor horse!!!!!! That’s kinda making me sick…

    • Cheryl says

      June 24, 2020 at 4:47 pm

      November 20th? “Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse”

  23. Meaghan says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:17 pm

    Aug 10 “Florida Man Arrested for DUI Says He Smoked Pot to Prepare for Jesus to Return”

  24. Karen says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:20 pm

    Police: Florida man rigged door in attempt to electrocute pregnant wife.

    This got dark…

    • Tara says

      June 25, 2020 at 12:22 pm

      Seriously??? Thats sick and horrible!!!

  25. Jana says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:21 pm

    Florida man drunk and naked allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt

    Truth is truly stranger than fiction.

  26. Dawn says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:22 pm

    April 10 – Florida man arrested after dining on spaghetti with his bare hands

    Apparently drunk, shirtless, sitting on the floor at Olive Garden LOL.

  27. Arijo says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:22 pm

    My my, he’s busy that Florida Man… Here’s mine: “Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window.” 💩

    FYI, it was a Wendy’s. The guy was charged with assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill (!)

  28. sharon says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    January 4th
    Florida man arrested after hitting dad with pizza because he was mad he helped birth him

    • Sharon says

      June 24, 2020 at 1:25 pm

      And you really want to live in this State??

      • Danielle says

        June 24, 2020 at 4:27 pm

        Florida has an open government. It’s called Government in the Sunshine Act and it makes it easy to pull any kind of record, photograph, video. I assume other states do weird stuff, they just hide it. Journalists love pulling the weird out, especially naked, let’s face it, it sells stories.

  29. Luisa says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    Sep,15 – Florida man suspected of smelling woman’s feet at library leads police on scooter chase

  30. Cora Vinson says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    June 20, 🙂
    Jonathan Ortiz Was Playing Pokemon GO In Park After Hours, Was Arrested When Police Discovered 6 Pounds Of Drugs In His Car | June 20

  31. Jocelyn Malone says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    Florida Man Set On Fire While Siphoning Fuel With A Shop-Vac

    Well, I’d believe it…

    • Sue Gundel says

      June 25, 2020 at 11:42 am

      I live in Florida-I definitely believe it!!

  32. Andrea says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:35 pm

    April 17th, Florida man, 80, fights alligator in his back yard

  33. Brandi says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:36 pm

    florida-man-sentenced-to-jail-and-moral-therapy-for-attacking-a-minion

    • Nean says

      June 24, 2020 at 6:29 pm

      I minion? like a yellow pez shaped cartoon character? Or was he some type of royalty and has his own minions?
      Maybe they meant minor?

      • Lynn says

        June 25, 2020 at 10:46 am

        https://www.nbc-2.com/story/39871003/florida-man-jailed-for-attacking-man-in-minions-costume

        I had to look it up too. If nothing else to verify that it wasn’t a child in the costume.

  34. Spamrsd says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:36 pm

    Florida man charged in naked rake attack.

    I guess a naked rake is a new kind of weapon. Or perhaps a garden-variety bodice-ripper.

    • Jessica A says

      June 24, 2020 at 6:04 pm

      I’d like to know what the rake did to provoke him though?

  35. Kelly Jacobs says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:37 pm

    My Jan 27th birthday was a bomb!
    Florida Man Prompts Evacuation at Taco Bell After Bringing Grenade He Found While Fishing
    Ocala police later verified on their Facebook page the device was a WWII hand grenade and a bomb squad had removed the device without incident.

  36. Reetta R says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:39 pm

    May 11: Florida man arrested after hiding legless, fugitive girlfriend in storage bin.

    Wow, mind boggles at things happening in Florida.

  37. Jessie says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist

    I… have questions. 😂 I’m going to miss y’all!

  38. gingko-girl says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    O_O

    Drunk Florida Man Goes on Beer Run with Gator

    I got nothing to say!

    • Lisa says

      June 24, 2020 at 4:04 pm

      LOL I got this one too.

      “Watch: Florida Man goes on beer run with Alligator in hand.”

      I have so many questions, was it a a specific type of beer he wanted? Was the Gator also getting drunk? Did the gator put him up to it maybe?

  39. Allen says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    Search Results
    Web results

    Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist

  40. Jennifermlc says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:44 pm

    Very first result

    Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase

  41. Katzkann says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:44 pm

    Florida man assumes role of English noble

  42. Leigh Ann Parente says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    I’m sorry. I win:

    December 24 Florida Man

    “Florida Man Bites His Brother’s Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket”

    • Natasha Johnson says

      June 24, 2020 at 1:49 pm

      Wow!

    • Élodie says

      June 24, 2020 at 2:03 pm

      Hahahahahaha YES YOU WIN 😂
      I feel sorry for his brother 😂

    • Breann says

      June 24, 2020 at 2:38 pm

      You win! 🤣😂🤣

    • Melissa says

      June 24, 2020 at 2:58 pm

      Definitely win

    • Arijo says

      June 24, 2020 at 7:02 pm

      I wonder what he was mad about: the sex, the cousin or the Dragon Ball Z blanket?

      • Sabrina says

        June 24, 2020 at 10:51 pm

        My money is on the blanket.

    • Lisa says

      June 25, 2020 at 11:51 am

      He does know they’re washable, doesn’t he?

  43. Natasha Johnson says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    February 6 Florida Man tried to run over son who wouldn’t take a bath 😢

  44. Lexi says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:52 pm

    Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill

    Question: at that point why does the brand of grill matter?

  45. KathyInAiken says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    First one:
    https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-finds-out-his-dad-helped-deliver-him-at-birth-throws-pizza-at-him-police-say

    Second one:
    https://floridamanbirthdaychallenge.com/floridaman/january-6/

  46. Elizabeth says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex, police say. Yes, Florida is a weird place!

  47. Erika Schnitker says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    September 17 Florida man and Megan Mondarano get stopped for DUI, have sex in the back of the patrol car

    • Lisa says

      June 25, 2020 at 11:52 am

      Why was her name mentioned and not his?

  48. Donna A says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    Errr, worryingly I got

    “Florida man says 3 syringes found in his butt aren’t his”

    This gives me great concern. Seriously. And where in the butt? Do I want to read this article? But seriously, where in the butt? I should read it.

    Oh dear lord, DO NOT READ YOUR ARTICLE!!!!!

    • Shaz says

      June 24, 2020 at 6:08 pm

      Ok, I just had to read your article 😂

      It wasn’t enough that they weren’t his, but …HE DIDN’T KNOW HOW THEY GOT THERE???

      • Ariel Forstner says

        June 24, 2020 at 6:49 pm

        Oh when i did trauma surgery back in training you wouldnt believe the horse manure people would tell us with a straight face. We would laugh ourselves silly later. Best request was for a prescription for a pound of morphine doc to take the edge off…. 🤣🤣

    • Goethebier says

      June 25, 2020 at 4:13 pm

      Yep. Got the same 8th January. Wonder how those syringes crawled up there…

  49. Shawn says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    February 1:
    Police: Florida man ‘swung a sword’ in road-rage attack

  50. Jéssica Freitas says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    Florida man tried to break into car filled with cops, officials say

    lololololol

    • Lisa says

      June 25, 2020 at 11:53 am

      Maybe he thought it was a clown car.

  51. Jann says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    August 6th – Florida Man on Flakka Thinks He’s Possessed, Strips Naked, Disrupts Traffic on I-95

    They have pictures people! His full backside from top to bottom, and feet. ha, ha, ha. And a side shot. He looks to be in fine shape, except for being out of his mind and feeling possessed. Are you sure you want to move to Florida?!

  52. Marija says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:56 pm

    🙂 A 71-year-old Florida man tied a gun to a weather balloon to fake his own murder.

  53. Kim says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:57 pm

    Florida man Tasered after walking naked around neighborhood.

  54. Debs says

    June 24, 2020 at 1:58 pm

    Florida Man Wanted By Police, Arrested After Streaming Live Video Of Himself On Social Media

    He made it easy for the police!

  55. Élodie says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    On September 30th, 2008, a Florida Man dove in and punched a shark after it grabbed nearly his entire dog in it’s mouth.
    Respect mon gars 😂😂

    • viwiles says

      June 24, 2020 at 2:36 pm

      Wow. And I guess he saved his dog and both made it to shore safely :). Maybe crazy, but this guy’s got serious guts. This is my favorite. If I were being eaten by a shark 🦈 I’d want this guy around 🙂

  56. John says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    Drunk Florida man kicked out of library told cops he was Jason Bourne

  57. Ashley says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    “Florida police arrested a homeless man Saturday morning after he allegedly stabbed another homeless man to death with a sword.”

    Well then. That escalated quickly.

  58. Erika D'Souza says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    Florida man accused of having sex with ‘Frozen’ toy at Target. FYI, it was an Olaf plushie.

  59. Carmen says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    Florida reptile store owner put lizard in mouth, smacked employees with critter in attack: police

  60. Kelly says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    Florida man who was peeing all over room attacks good Samaritan who tried to stop him, police say

  61. Gina Gallo says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:10 pm

    Florida Man tries to pawn his baby

  62. Jana says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:10 pm

    Florida suspect, 22, allegedly attacked mother with sausages

  63. kariell says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:10 pm

    September 14: Shirtless FL man travels to Myrtle Beach to headband during Hurricane Florence

  64. John Walker says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    Florida man throws bicycle, then other man off bridge

  65. Tamera says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    Florida man without arms charged after allegedly stabbing tourist with his feet

  66. Lindsey says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer 😂

  67. Liv W says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase

  68. Sheila says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:13 pm

    Feb. 14 Florida Man: Search Results

    Florida man caught on camera licking doorbell

  69. LIV says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    The Florida Man Times | The Florida Man Challenge
    MAY
    May 19

    POSTED ON MARCH 23, 2019 BY FLORIDA MAN
    Florida Man Challenge May 19

    While some people enjoy walking around their homes naked, a Florida man was tasered after walking around a neighborhood in the rain. As police approached, the man ran causing the officer to discharge his taser.

    The naked man was quoted as saying “I receive sexual gratification by being naked in public”

  70. Kristina says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    Florida man accused of attacking mom when she wouldn’t dress his mannequin.
    March 30th

  71. Daphne Simpson says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    September 2- wet willy attack puts Florida man in jail…

    • Ginni Carter says

      June 24, 2020 at 6:17 pm

      Me too. Birthday twins 🙂

  72. EarlineM says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:15 pm

    Florida man demands less money during bank robbery, deputies say..he only wanted $1,100, and when the teller handed hime $2,000 he said it was too much!

    I was curious about Texas, so I tried and it wasn’t near as much fun!

  73. Guy Hed says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:15 pm

    This is what I got:

    Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-men-one-dressed-in-bull-onesie-attempt-to-burn-down-house-with-ragu-sauce-police-say

  74. Emily says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:16 pm

    “Florida Man Arrested for Drunk Dialing 911 When He Wanted Vodka”

  75. Kechara says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:16 pm

    I just got that the guy with the straw was sentenced to jail

  76. Joe Healey says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    Florida man wrecks liquor shop, blames “hookah-smoking caterpillar” (he thought he was Alice)

  77. Anne says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    July 3rd – which means I’ll have a new one soon, I’m sure!

    Florida Man Appears To Have Sex With Tree In View Of Passing Drivers

  78. Katelin says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    “Florida man caught with cocaine on his nose insists drugs were not his”

    Ah, Florida, what a state I live in.

  79. Clara says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:19 pm

    1. 2019 “Florida man records himself performing sex acts on his dog.”

    2. 2020 “Florida man looking for auto parts store gets directions to jail.”

    . . . Two totally different ends of the spectrum, there.

  80. Heather says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    A Florida man has been arrested after demanding cash and doughnuts from a local Krispy Kreme.

    This makes sense to me. Why not ask for the donuts too?

  81. Alison says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    lol Florida Man Arrested at Mar-a-Lago, Says He Came to Talk to Trump About ‘His $6.3 Trillion’

  82. Jenn Hayes says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    Florida man abandoned boy on roadside because he thought he might be gay

  83. Nancy says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    April 12th – Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked “Breathalyzer, Blow Here” Arrested for DUI

  84. Chantey says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    August 7

    “Florida man said he smoked THC ‘because Jesus was returning,’ cops say“

  85. JenS says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:21 pm

    My Florida man is super special.

    June xx: Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff’s deputies

  86. Tricia says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:21 pm

    Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza.

  87. Wileen Chiu says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:21 pm

    Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza

  88. Chandra Vece says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:22 pm

    July 2nd

    First article:

    “Florida man sits on gun, shoots himself in the penis.”

    • Jenn Poniatowski says

      June 24, 2020 at 2:23 pm

      LOL. LOL. LOL.

  89. Ruth says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:22 pm

    Florida Man Who Killed Unarmed Man Over a Parking Space Won’t Be Arrested 😉

  90. Jenn Poniatowski says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:22 pm

    December 26th…

    Florida Man Worried About Vampires Intentionally Burns Down His Home.

    (hahahahahahaha…..no one was hurt, but he did yell that the vampires were going to defend themselves.)

  91. Rebecca Loucks-Schultz says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:22 pm

    April 12th – Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked “Breathalyzer, Blow Here” Arrested for DUI

  92. Karen the Griffmom says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    Naked Florida man with bow claims aliens were after him.

    • Lisa says

      June 25, 2020 at 11:59 am

      What kind of bow? Like the kind you wear in your hair? If so, where was he wearing it. If the weapon kind, well then.

  93. EmmaD says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    Lol
    https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.wrcbtv.com/story/38371293/florida-man-gets-head-butted-by-alligator&ved=2ahUKEwjJ-snlo5vqAhVbyDgGHVMAB2sQFjAAegQIAhAB&usg=AOvVaw0eynKxusqW7dhz2AJXs1TP

  94. Erika B says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    Florida man jumps into crocodile pit, gets bit, claims he’s was held captive 😂😂😂

  95. Beth says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    Florida man goes on a beer run – with alligator in hand

    • Laurence says

      June 24, 2020 at 2:28 pm

      We have the same birthday!! Well, probably

  96. Mog says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    For December 30: Florida Man Screaming About Vampires Allegedly Sets Fire In His Own House

    Wow. It really works.

    • Mog says

      June 24, 2020 at 2:32 pm

      Not being American I tried out some other states. It’s only Florida.

  97. Shiloh says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:24 pm

    Trapped Florida man rescued from well in DeLand, says he went in ‘Just to say that he did’. November 2

  98. Keera says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:24 pm

    Florida man puts semen in coworkers water 😲

    • Cindy says

      June 24, 2020 at 3:41 pm

      Vile. Excuse me while I vomit.

  99. Jessica Palmer says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    Florida man arrested for attempted striptease at restaurant.

    As a Florida resident, this is a normal thing.

  100. Victorria says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    October 24th, Florida Man…

    Florida man ‘dry humps’ stuffed Olaf doll at Pinellas Park Target, police say

  101. Dana says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    April 24th,
    Floridaman tries to kiss venomous snake and is immediately bitten on the lips

  102. Cheryl McInnis says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    “Florida man accused of stabbing girlfriend over underdone potato” 🤷‍♀️

  103. Laurence says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    That’s really a funny game!!!!

    Mine, 28 July: Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand…. https://www.nbc-2.com/story/38757824/florida-man-makes-beer-run-with-gator-in-hand

  104. beesocks says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    Florida man takes epic mugshot after driving naked near school with wires attached to penis

    🤣

  105. Karen says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:27 pm

    Mine isn’t funny and I’m inclined not to post it. 😢

  106. Ariella says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:27 pm

    July 2 – Florida man sits on gun, shoots himself in p****

    Second one is: Florida man arrested for pelting girlfriend with McDonald’s Sweet and Sour Packets

    Wow – another was arrested for firing a musket at passing cars while dressed as a pirate and yet another (one hopes they’re different men anyway) arrested for putting semen in a coworker’s water….

    Those are all just on page 1 – sounds like a good day to stay home!

  107. WendyK says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    January 4th

    “Florida man arrested after hitting dad with pizza because he was mad he helped birth him”

  108. Ellen says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    June 28
    Florida man back in jail after not paying for taxi to pick him up at jail
    😀

  109. Sarah says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    “A Florida man was arrested for assaulting his roommate with pizza”

    Pretty tame compared to the Florida woman…

    “Florida woman accused of murdering her husband was once his stepdaughter”

  110. Patricia Sparrazza says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:29 pm

    2/22 — A Florida man caught peeping into neighbor’s lanais told police he was under orders from President Donald Trump.

  111. Clare says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:29 pm

    Nov 21 Florida Man demands less money in bank robbery. Fair enough, no need to be greedy.

  112. Jeffrey F. Smith says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    The only one on my front page that didn’t involve sex or drugs.

    “Florida man known for viral Easter bunny brawl arrested after hit-and-run, tells cops to ‘Google’ him: police”

    • Vonnie says

      June 24, 2020 at 4:25 pm

      Easter Bunny brawl?

      • Jeffrey F. Smith says

        June 24, 2020 at 4:49 pm

        They were both dressed as the Easter Bunny and this one felt the other was infringing on his turf. Yes I made the mistake of actually reading the story.

    • Betsy Copeland says

      June 24, 2020 at 6:16 pm

      We got the same report…..it was better than the almost naked DUI pulled over wearing only a dirty (ewww) pair of underwear labeled “Breathalizer – Blow here” or the guy that wanted to blow up Democrats!

  113. Marnie says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    Mine: February 7 – Authorities in Florida are searching for a missing man who they say believes he’s God and has been saying he wants to heal and kill people.

    • Sara B says

      June 25, 2020 at 10:19 am

      In that order … I mean … heal, then kill?

  114. Emily says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:31 pm

    February 7: Missing Florida man says he wants to heal, kill people

    …upon further reading, he also “believes he is God.”

    Dancing through a sobriety test was the runner up.

    • Emily says

      June 24, 2020 at 2:35 pm

      Oh, my dad’s birthday (June 18) the first result was “This 101-year-old Florida Man still volunteers with Meals On Wheels”

      …but in true Florida Man fashion, the second result was “Florida man with machete face tattoo accused of machete attack”

  115. Laura says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    November 12th, Naked Florida man revealed on video sneaking into restaurant.

    That was just the first one that came up. 🙂

  116. E says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:33 pm

    January 6: Florida man finds out his dad helped deliver him at birth, throws pizza at him, police say

    LOL

  117. Dayanara López says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:34 pm

    Here’s mine:

    kutv.com › news › nation-world › p…
    Resultados de la Web
    Police: Florida man jailed after trying to ‘barbecue all the child molesters’ | KUTV

    He a hero 😂

    • Dayanara López says

      June 24, 2020 at 2:35 pm

      March 7th

  118. Susan says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:34 pm

    OMG!
    A Florida man was charged with manslaughter for killing a peeping tom who had been looking into his girlfriend’s window as they had sex, according to police. Victor Vickery, 30, was charged Thursday for fatally beating 57-year-old Asaad Akar, according to the Associated Press.Oct 21, 2019

    EEEK!

    • Susan says

      June 24, 2020 at 2:37 pm

      Also,

      Shot For Shot: Florida Man Shot In The Foot After Refusing To Take A Shot Of Alcohol At A Bar

  119. Weronika says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:35 pm

    Florida man hit pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby’s paternity….

  120. Elenariel says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    June 16th:
    Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff’s deputies

    Florida Man Allegedly Stole Pool Floats From Homes to ‘Stop Himself From Raping Women’

    Florida man uses teeth, broomstick & a pickaxe to attack his neighbor

    I feel kind of aggressive myself, these days!! ^^”

  121. Ann Christensen says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    A Florida man was rescued after trying to ride a hamster ball to the Bahamas

    Guess he needed a vacation

  122. J says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    Florida man gets head-butted, knocked out by alligator.

    Are you sure you want to move to Florida? Well at least you can always count on the local news giving you a laugh!

  123. SandyH says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    Florida man without arms arrested for stabbing man with his feet.
    https://globalnews.ca/news/4326876/florida-man-without-arms-charged-after-allegedly-stabbing-tourist-with-his-feet/

  124. Arianna says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    January 17th: “Florida man wanted to prove independence to mom so he tried to rob gas station, police say”

  125. Tink says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    December 16:
    Police Search for Master Thief Who Shoved an Entire Subway Footlong Down His Pants.

    I thought they fired their spokesman Jared. 😉

    • Tink says

      June 24, 2020 at 2:53 pm

      Didn’t look further down the page…

      Florida man arrested after shooting himself while “playing cowboy”.

      • Maria says

        June 25, 2020 at 12:01 am

        “Florida Man Wearing Crocs Leaps Into Crocodile Pit”…

  126. Cat says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    Florida man brandishes samurai sword during road rage incident

    Florida woman is better

    Florida woman steal ambulance, crashed into patrol car

    And my favorite:
    Florida woman punches boyfriend for the way he cuts his meat.

    • Melissa says

      June 24, 2020 at 2:49 pm

      Can you imagine what would happen during quarantine? Cutting meat was just the beginning.

  127. Jessica A says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    Sept 27: Florida man arrested after whipping out samurai sword during trash dispute.

    Seems reasonable. lol

    • Lisa says

      June 25, 2020 at 12:10 pm

      Where are these people getting all these swords??

  128. Susie Q. says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    I tried it with both Florida and Texas. Florida man tried to get caiman (from crocodiles family, not gator) drunk vs. Texas man killed 12 elderly women. I’ve lived in and loved both states, but based on this, it would be Hello Florida!!!

  129. Mary Beth says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    Wow. I laughed so hard at this one.

    “A Florida Man with a record of biting cops has done it again. He must think there’s actually bacon inside or is he trying to get to the cream filling. Either way, he should be on a constant muzzle.”

  130. Teresa says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    August 17th

    “Florida man arrested after girlfriend dies during alleged suicide pact”

  131. Madison B says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    Pretty happy with this one:

    “Florida Man Caught With Nearly 200 Illegal Lobsters”

    https://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/09/05/florida-man-arrested-200-illegal-lobsters/

    • Tink says

      June 24, 2020 at 2:54 pm

      The URL says the man arrested the lobsters? Like, a citizen’s arrest?

  132. Ellen Jones says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    September 29th;
    Florida man arrested for cutting brakes on 100 e-scooters 😂😂

    • Kristal says

      June 24, 2020 at 6:36 pm

      I remember when this happened, I believe it was in the Villages, he would go out at night and cut the brakes, repeatedly (same people), over months. Someone finally put some cameras out and they caught him. Pretty dangerous!

  133. Chiara (Chandramas) says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    August 10th:

    Florida Man Arrested for DUI Says He Smoked Pot to Prepare for Jesus to Return

  134. Susan says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    Top this:
    “July 10 Florida man wasn’t drinking while driving, just at stop signs”

    • Sue Gundel says

      June 25, 2020 at 11:57 am

      Yes, that’s the Florida I live in!!!

    • Lisa says

      June 25, 2020 at 12:12 pm

      Bwahaha!

  135. PaEla says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:44 pm

    Florida Man Accused Of Ditching Boy Outside Police Station Because He Thought He Was Gay
    December 10,

    Ehmm, 😑 I have no words therefore….

  136. Kelsey says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:44 pm

    Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos

    • Lisa says

      June 25, 2020 at 12:13 pm

      Well what else do you do after eating noodles?

  137. Breann says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:45 pm

    A Florida man has been accused of spraying his neighbors with roach spray and attempting to use nunchucks on them — hitting himself in the head instead — over a loud music complaint.

    https://www.boston25news.com/news/deep-viral/police-florida-man-sprays-women-with-roach-spray-break-out-nunchucks-over-loud-music/976378694/

    • Breann says

      June 24, 2020 at 2:50 pm

      I tried Florida woman too. In the name of gender quality and all that. 😊

      Florida woman sentenced after pulling alligator from her pants during traffic stop (fyi, they were yoga pants 🤣)

      And

      Florida woman lived with dismembered boyfriend for months. 🤢

  138. Wendy says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    Nov 26 – Florida man charged with stabbing a woman with a fork over underdone potato

  139. Melissa says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    I didn’t like mine, so I’m borrowing from another day.

    Naked Florida man with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him shot by deputy

    Are you sure you want to move? Sounds like aliens are invading.

  140. mz says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    Drunken Florida Man shoots his dog, cries to police

    Yikes!!!! I am a Cat Person but I would never hurt a Dog!

    • Barrie says

      June 24, 2020 at 3:14 pm

      That was mine too so I went with Florida Woman: Florida woman arrested for throwing knife after man ate her leftover Chinese

      Her defense? Allegedly, Sedlak told the victim, “If I wanted to hit you I would have.”

      I’m a proud a Floridian! It’s Never boring here!

  141. Sara Lizz says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    Florida Man Removes Woman’s Kidney During Back Surgery Because He Thought It Was a Tumor, November 17

    • Lisa says

      June 25, 2020 at 12:15 pm

      What????!

  142. Christie Roberts says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    😲🚗📞🚔
    June 25- Florida Man makes desperate 911 call while clinging to the hood of a speeding car.

    My birthday tomorrow! Wonder what fun Florida man story the day will bring.

  143. Sherry says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    Naked Florida man starts house fire after baking cookies on George Foreman grill…

  144. MissB2U says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:50 pm

    7 September: Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly sets house on fire.

    Whooeee!

  145. Jenni says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:50 pm

    Florida man chugs beer during DUI stop

  146. LindaB says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    Aug 13 – Florida man arrested for attempted striptease in restaurant

    Thank you. Today at work sucked. You made me laugh

  147. Lizzy says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    “Florida man shoplifted from Kohl’s minutes after interviewing for job there, police say”

    That’s one way to fail an interview.

  148. Carolyn says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    Florida man arrested after breaking into a restaurant and cooking himself a hamburger.

  149. Geordie Kath says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    May 12

    Florida man arrested after praising the lord while highway-surfing his Cadillac 😁

  150. Judy in Disguise says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza

  151. Janet Snyder says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    Florida man who was peeing all over room attacks good Samaritan who tried to stop him, police say

  152. Jenny H says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    Florida man faked own homicide by using a weather balloon and gun.

  153. mz says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    Thank you, thank you House Andrews, for this today. It’s always great to laugh out loud … even when your own Florida Man thingie is not funny.

  154. ANGELA HARMS says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    florida-man-says-the-three-syringes-found-in-his-rectum-werent-his/

    • Sara Cox says

      June 24, 2020 at 3:21 pm

      Snap!

  155. Nicole says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:56 pm

    January 22 – Florida Man wanted to prove independence to Mom so he tried to rob a gas station, authorities say

  156. Sherry says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    August 26th Florida man:

    Florida man claiming to be God arrested after touching people, fighting with police, being tased

  157. Stacy McKnight says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    Florida man removes a woman’s kidney during spinal surgery because he thought it was a tumor.

    SMH! You sure you want to move there? Lol!

  158. Raffy says

    June 24, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    November 8th – Florida man asks police to remove mugshot from Facebook after theft, only for them to replace it with booking photo.

    Are you sure you want to relocate to Florida? 😂😂

  159. Lyn Trewella says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    December 27th
    Florida Man Says He Punched ATM for Giving Too Much Cash

    • Lyn Trewella says

      June 24, 2020 at 3:01 pm

      After reading the others mine is quite tame!

  160. MacGrani says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage

  161. Deb says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    December 30, Florida man

    Florida Man Arrested After Officers Watch Theft of Car on His Instagram Feed

    Florida Man Screaming About Vampires Allegedly Sets Fire In His Own House

    These came up first and second. I couldn’t resist posting both.

  162. Simone says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    September 29th – I didn’t like the link for the Florida man search so I used Florida woman instead. I think that’s much more appropriate to my birthday… ^___^

    Florida Grandma Tries Scaring Off Naked Florida Man by Pulling her Dentures Out

    • Mary O'Maley says

      June 25, 2020 at 12:02 pm

      This one made me laugh out loud!

  163. Karen O. says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    March 21st, Florida Man

    Florida men, one dressed in a bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say.

    You sure you all want to move there?

    • Deeya says

      June 24, 2020 at 4:05 pm

      Ooh, I just saw yours after posting mine. Us March 21sters clearly think the same. And odd stuff happens on our birthdays…

  164. Elise says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    April 28: Florida man on meth attacks mattress looking for girlfriend’s lover ‘hiding inside,’ police say.

  165. Amy says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    April 27th

    Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans

    (I obviously do not encourage any type of animal cruelty, but this was the top result and it really made me laugh.)

    • Darleen says

      June 25, 2020 at 8:59 am

      I doubt the swans were hurt. They are not as fragile as they seem. They can break bone, big ones with their wings, and that beak!

  166. Angela says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:04 pm

    June 2
    Florida man accused of putting semen in coworker’s water. 《- just ewww.

  167. Toni says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:04 pm

    Drunk Florida man shoots dog, cries to police….

    Florida woman arrested for throwing knife after man ate her leftover chinese.

    I like the second better lol

  168. Toni says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    Forgot to put date it was July 31

    • Mz says

      June 24, 2020 at 3:50 pm

      The greatest people were born on the last day of July, eh???

      • Cindy says

        June 27, 2020 at 5:30 pm

        @Mz
        Even in fiction! That is Harry Potter’s birthday!

  169. Kimberly says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    “Florida man denies syringes inside his rectum are his.”

    Originally I was horrified but then I started reading some of the other comments. Ok…guess mine’s wasn’t the ABSOLUTE worse. ^_^;;

  170. Winterly says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    Florida man barges into homes looking for fights, gets pizza and arrest

  171. Oscar Robbins says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    November 20th, Florida man arrested for having sex with a miniature horse.
    Ewwww. I want my money back..😎😱

  172. Gaylin says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    November 27th, Florida Man
    Police say a 36-year-old Florida man is accused of stabbing a woman with a fork over an undercooked potato.

  173. Mia says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    September 1st
    Florida suspect tries to swim away from police, subdued by algae 🐠

    Or

    Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill 🍪

  174. Ginny Schaefer says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    (3 Feb) Florida Man Who Had Sex with Dolphin Says It Seduced Him

    • Lisa says

      June 25, 2020 at 12:19 pm

      I’m sure it was giving him come-hither flippers.

  175. L says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:09 pm

    April 25th: Florida man was rescued after trying to ride a hamster ball to the Bahamas.

    poifsijfkljspsfsfvxcffrg I just can’t

  176. Patti says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:09 pm

    Florida Man Screaming About Vampires Allegedly Sets Fire In His Own House

    You can’t make this stuff up!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  177. NJ says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    Judge says that Florida man can no longer order pizza 😂

  178. Irene says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    March 20th
    Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor

  179. Pam says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    Florida man in stolen ambulance leads law enforcement on multi-county chase, officials say

    Hmmm not nearly as fun as some other days.

  180. Candice Rehorn says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    Naked Gun: Police say nude, drunk Florida man fired weapons
    October 4

    KEY LARGO, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say a naked drunk Florida man wanted to know if his .45-caliber gun and shotgun worked, so he fired them into the air.

  181. Alisha says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    Here’s mine:

    May 20, Florida Man:

    https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime–law/new-florida-man-with-tattoos-wearing-hot-pink-bra-arrested/DUKpDzHYoVq8oX5yVcr1fO/?template=ampart

  182. Teri says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:14 pm

    Search Results
    Web results

    Monday. July 23, 2018 Florida Man Bites His Brother’s Penis …

  183. Sandie says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:14 pm

    February 24th

    Florida man accuses dog of shooting girlfriend in leg

  184. Simone says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    August 22nd – I got the barefoot biker

    https://fm1019.radio.com/blogs/mel/florida-man-august-22-headline

    On August 22nd, 2018, a Florida Man took a cruise down I95 on his motorcycle…shirtless…barefoot…and steering his motorcycle with his feet, according to Vice. He wasn’t caught by police but thanks to technology, we’ve got video!

    So …. after all these stories do you still want to move to Florida? 😉

  185. Sara Weiss says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    March 17 Florida Man

    Florida man who was peeing all over room attacks good Samaritan who tried to stop him, police say

  186. Sherrie says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    Search Results
    Web results
    Florida man ‘dry humps’ stuffed Olaf doll at Pinellas Park … 😮

  187. Jeanine Lesperance says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:17 pm

    Sept 24 Florida Man

    Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot, deputies say

  188. Maria R. says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    November 16 – Florida man steals vending machine.
    Oh go figure, vending machine 🙄

  189. Bunny says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    April 6
    Florida man with Florida face tattoo robs store

    Florida man wearing coronavirus mask robs Publix.

    Same same.

  190. David Donahoe says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    September 24th
    Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking log

  191. Roswita Hildebrandt says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    January 28 – Police: Florida man thought he stole opioids, got laxatives instead

  192. Magdalen Braden says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:21 pm

    Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase

  193. Jessica G. says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    March 18 – Florida man arrested, accused of throwing pancake batter at woman. 😂

  194. Melissa says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    September 22

    “Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested”

  195. Beth says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    Jan 24

    Florida man caught on camera licking doorbell

  196. Melissa says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    November 22- 2019
    Florida man demands less money during bank robbery, deputies say

  197. Lauren E says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    January 18 Florida man destroys nest full of wasps with his bare hands

  198. David Donahoe says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    Ooops. I should have read the comments first. Someone already posted it. Here is another.

    September 24th
    Shirtless Florida man gets stuck on roof after botched break in

  199. Karen says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:26 pm

    FLORIDA MAN STORY
    EXCLUSIVE
    Florida Man Who Had Sex with Dolphin Says It Seduced Him
    2/3 omg lol
    You guys want to move there???

  200. Sleepy says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    https://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/11/27/florida-man-accused-of-stabbing-woman-over-underdone-potato/

    Uhh…..what 😂

  201. Megan RJ says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    March 25th: Homeless Florida man calls cops after people he paid for sex don’t show

  202. Meg says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    July 20 – The Florida Man
    Man Risks His Life; Rushes Into Neighbors Home To Save A Grandma And Fight A Fire

    • Lisa says

      June 25, 2020 at 12:22 pm

      Awe. See? There’s good everywhere.

  203. Amelia Fortmayer says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    Florida Man Tells Cop ‘That’s What She Said’ After Being Pulled Over and Questioned About Bulge 😅😂

    • Karen says

      June 24, 2020 at 3:49 pm

      😂🤣😂

  204. Justine Birmingham says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    My Birthday is tomorrow, so…,

    😲🚗📞🚔
    June 25- Florida Man makes desperate 911 call while clinging to the hood of a speeding car

    • Harriet Chow says

      June 24, 2020 at 3:44 pm

      Happy Birthday!

    • Karen says

      June 24, 2020 at 3:48 pm

      Happy Birthday (early)!!!!

  205. Gabrielle says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    08/14
    https://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2019/08/14/florida-man-arrested-attacking-friend-sword-over-penmanship/2013574001/

  206. Christine says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    Florida man ticketed after eating pancakes in middle of intersection….

  207. Mireille Hay says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    Florida man tries to pull over an Undercover Cop While Pretending to Be an Officer

  208. Whitney says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    So I couldn’t pick.. it’s a tie between

    Florida Man shoots himself in the face to see if round is in chamber

    Or

    Floria Man arrested for chewing a mans face.

  209. N says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:32 pm

    “Florida man arrested for pretending to be a ghost during a funeral.” 😳👻

  210. WS says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’

  211. Nancy Wroblewski says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:36 pm

    Florida man tries to pay for food with bag of weed.

    Fun!!

  212. Julie says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    Florida man in stolen ambulance leads law enforcement on multi-county chase, officials say
    Report: Man asked EMT for a ride before stealing ambulance

  213. J.Lee Conaway says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    https://www.fox29.com/news/florida-man-spots-firefighter-running-toward-angel-in-clouds-on-september-11

  214. Meg says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    Florida man threatens to kill someone with ‘kindness,’ the name of his machete.

  215. Laura O says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    Florida man wearing bonnet, dress steals formula from Publix

  216. Jennifer says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    (5 May) Florida Man Interested in Getting Tased Runs Through Airport in Underwear Waiving Nunchucks

    … though I wonder if tasing would feel different if he had kept the nun-chucks instead of ‘waiving’ them?

  217. Mary Hughes says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    Dec. 14th: Florida man arrested for biting boys out of frustration

    …I don’t even know how to process this… what?

    • Karen says

      June 24, 2020 at 3:46 pm

      Mary, my same birthday. That one made me sad so I chose the second one 😢

  218. Roxanna says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    January 25th: Florida man says 3 syringes found in his butt aren’t his

    Also: Florida man turns $500K home into technicolor nightmare (He slung paint all over house and yard.)

  219. Monica says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    March 27th
    Florida man dials 911 after getting scammed by hookers

    • Patricia Schlorke says

      June 24, 2020 at 6:18 pm

      😂

      I watch international rugby when it’s on. There’s a position on the rugby team called the hooker. I know the article refers to prostitutes, but I couldn’t resist.

      For those who don’t watch rugby, rugby players are very muscular and light on their feet.

  220. LAILA THOMPSON says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    Bullet Lodged in Florida Man’s Testicle After Wife Shoots Him for Cheating

    • Lisa says

      June 25, 2020 at 12:24 pm

      At least she’s got good aim.

      • Cherie says

        June 25, 2020 at 8:09 pm

        5/8 Florida Man Tries to Cash $368 Billion Check, and Then the Story Gets Really Weird
        And
        F*** It, I’m drunk, take me to jail’: Florida man crashes lawn mower into police car

  221. Kelly says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:42 pm

    May 18th – Florida man bit on tongue by rattlesnake he tried to kiss

  222. Harriet Chow says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:42 pm

    Florida Man wearing ‘Crocs’ jumps into a crocodile pit, gets bit, claims he’s was held captive.

    Oy.

  223. Sherri says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked “Breathalyzer, Blow Here” Arrested for DUI.

  224. Karen says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    Dec 14: Florida man captured on camera trying to break gas station door in order to steal Pepsi

    Pepsi is serious business!!!! 😂

  225. Sorah says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos

    Lol sounds fun

    • Lisa says

      June 25, 2020 at 12:25 pm

      Was Matthew Maconnahey (sp) with him?

  226. Cindy says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    A Florida man caught playing basketball naked at a public park said he thought it would help improve his skills

  227. Violet says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    POLICE: FLORIDA MAN WRECKS LIQUOR SHOP, BLAMES ‘CATERPILLAR’

    Hahaha.

  228. Tweed says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    Florida man rigged the door to his home with devices designed to electrocute his pregnant estranged wife

  229. Jessica says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    June 19th:
    Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute, cops say

    AND THERE’S A VIDEO.

    I am not disappointed.

  230. Deeya says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say.

    Really? How exactly? And the bull onesie? Um…
    Also, are y’all SURE you want to move to Florida?

  231. maddbookish says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’

    It was either that one or

    Florida man hits pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby’s paternity

  232. Ginny says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:57 pm

    WCTV › tv › content › news › Flori…
    Web results
    Florida man pretending to be a cop pulls over real deputy, sheriff’s office says

  233. Julie says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:57 pm

    August 30th, Florida Man

    Florida man accused of grabbing his genitals and giving the finger to a man and his 8-year-old son

    Well….that escalated quickly

  234. Dena Wise says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    June 16 Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff’s deputies

    Lol

  235. Maria says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    Oct 26, REPORT: Florida man allegedly slaps woman with a bowl of chili

  236. Sionna Hartigan says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    October 10th
    Florida man wore female underwear, tried on baby clothes during break-in

    Oh goodness..

  237. Judy says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    https://www.pnj.com/story/news/2018/11/01/pensacola-man-rampages-neighborhood-looking-fight/1849705002/

  238. Esther says

    June 24, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    September 22 – Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested

  239. Courtney Mincy says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:00 pm

    10/28 Florida man jumps off surfboard, lands on shark.
    Second result: Florida man sentenced in plot to blow up Target stores.

  240. Meg Kumar says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:00 pm

    Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish Website

    Oh my.

    • Lisa says

      June 25, 2020 at 12:29 pm

      Wow. I didn’t even know that was a thing. I mean, eunuchs can’t have sex. That’s the point of eunuch-izing them in the first place. How? Why?

  241. Kim says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:00 pm

    https://www.engadget.com/2019-10-02-florida-man-cutting-brake-lines.html

  242. Olivia says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    October 16: Florida Man Calls Police To Report Stolen Marijuana

    Way to go there genius…

  243. Jean says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:03 pm

    Mine were too gross or sad to post.

    Only thing I know about Florida is this from a college friend who lives there: “swim at your community pools; there are lakes, but you risk swimming with gators”.

    Oy!!

  244. Robin says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:03 pm

    September 7: Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/09/07/florida-man-drunk-and-naked-allegedly-set-house-fire/1228241002/

    That is certainly something… and now I want cookies!

  245. Erin says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    Florida man faked his death using gun and a weather ballon

  246. Cindy says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:05 pm

    POLICE: MAN DRESSES AS WOMAN, BUYS PUPPY WITH STOLEN CREDIT CARD

  247. Ann says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:05 pm

    Florida Man story
    Florida man recorded himself having sex with his dog, deputies say

    all I can say is yuck, but it was the only story that came up on for my birthday

  248. Amanda Carter says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    This was my favorite on first page:

    “Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza.”

  249. Suelder says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    Florida Man Screaming About Vampires Allegedly Sets Fire In His Own House

  250. Rachael Macleod says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    March 14th

    Florida man hits pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby’s paternity.

  251. Anne K McMullen says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    Florida Man drives jet ski on Normandy Boulevard in Jacksonville

  252. Jen Smith says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:08 pm

    July 26th

    Florida man brandishes samurai sword during road-rage incident.

    😂😂😂

  253. Ewwwitzjune says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:09 pm

    https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-man-charged-with-battery-after-allegedly-throwing-cookie-at-girlfriend/3494/

  254. Kelticat says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    I ended up with three.
    Florida man tries to hire hitman to kill brother.
    Florida man throws chair across dining room in steak and shake.
    Florida man attempts to order a burrito at a bank drive through window. Thinks it was Taco Bell.
    All for January 19.

  255. Nila says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    Florida man gets Bush-whacked, struck with can of beans by local deputy. It even had a video of the guy being Bush-whacked.

    • Lisa says

      June 25, 2020 at 12:31 pm

      Was it Bush’s Baked beans?

  256. MGW says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex, police say

  257. Leah says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    September 22:

    Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested

    • Patti says

      June 24, 2020 at 4:19 pm

      That’s mine too!

  258. Angie says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    March 28, Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza.

  259. Christina says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    Florida man sprays women with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music, cops say

  260. LW says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    Is Gordon certain he wants to move to Florida? Is doing weird stuff like that a requirement?

  261. Rowan says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    July 1 – “Florida man rips hole in store ceiling, steal more than 70 guns, flees on 3-wheel bicycle”

  262. Amanda says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    December 26, Florida man

    Police: Florida man worried about vampires intentionally burns down his home

  263. Shreya says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    Florida man looking for auto parts store gets Directions to jail.

    WTH! Lol

  264. Nina Turner says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    Florida Man accidentally shoots his own arm, notices two days later – May 10th
    HAHAHA

  265. Patricia Schlorke says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    My stomach hurts after reading all the posts.

    March 29, there are two.

    First one: Florida man believed he was ‘half-man, half-dog’ during fatal attack, doctor says.

    Second one: Drunk Florida man yells ‘come and get me’ to deputies, is arrested

    Okay…note to self don’t go to Florida any time soon. 😀

  266. Lenore A. Villa says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:22 pm

    July 3, Florida Man

    A Florida Man, 26 year old Bill Davis, died yesterday after attempting to microwave a microwave

  267. Melissa Grant says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    Florida Man was arrested after he stripped naked and chased two strangers around a Palm Coast Chick-fil-A parking lot, then yelled for everyone to look at his genitals. September 25.

    If it wasn’t so warm all the time, the number of naked Florida men stories would decrease.

    It’s never boring here in Florida. Welcome!!!

  268. Shannon from Florida says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    Florida man throws toilet through school board building window – 2/22

  269. Sandra says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    Florida Man Challenge July 22

    A Florida man who was upset that a woman parked in a handicap spot shot the woman’s boyfriend in the chest. Police are saying that the man may not be facing charges under the state’s “Stand your ground” law.

    REALLY?

  270. CR57 says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    Mine was:

    Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos.

    Mind boggling…

  271. Audra N Carr says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    January 2 – Florida Man Covers Himself in Ashes, Says He’s a 400-Year-Old Indian, Crashes Stolen Car- hmmm

  272. RebeccaB says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    Hot sauce saves Florida man after car crashes into Taco Bell.

  273. Dianna Kilgore says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    Hehe! October 25. Florida man arrested for throwing sausages at his mom. Also got Florida man arrested for stealing Dysney costumes. So funny!

    • Vinity says

      June 24, 2020 at 4:40 pm

      Twin LOL

  274. Katia says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    June 18, This 101-year-old Florida man still volunteers for Meals on Wheels

  275. Sashi says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    Florida Man arrested for dancing to Hall & Oates and Supertramp…on top of a police car.

    You can’t make this stuff up.

  276. Jenny says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    Florida Man Arrested For Running Naked Through Walmart Parking Lot

    • Patricia Schlorke says

      June 24, 2020 at 6:24 pm

      At least Dina and Sean weren’t there with Sean’s fart gun! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • Lisa says

      June 25, 2020 at 12:35 pm

      Apparently Florida men are enormously proud of their parts.

  277. Karen Goodwin says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    November 7, Florida man jumps into crocodile pir,gets bit, claims he was held captive.

  278. pklagrange says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    Florida man arrested after trying to ride hamster ball to The Bahamas

  279. Sara T says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:35 pm

    Wow! It was so hard to choose.

    This story was actually on my birthday:
    A Florida man jumped off his surfboard and landed on a shark

    🙂

  280. Melissa T says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:36 pm

    Florida man gets $37,500 after officer thought doughnut glaze was meth

  281. Susan M Watson says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:36 pm

    February 1

    Florida man claimed people were trying to eat his brains.

    • Lisa says

      June 25, 2020 at 12:36 pm

      The zombies! They’re coming!

  282. kommiesmom says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:36 pm

    Florida man arrested for assault with ketchup.

    Also: Fl man head-butted by alligator, knocked out.

  283. Sherre says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    Florida man destroys nest full of wasps with his bare hands

    Florida man January 18

  284. Ann says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested

  285. Thalassa says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    Florida man tries to start naked fight club at Chick-Fil-A

  286. Debbie Knapp says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    Florida man arrested, accused of hitting mom on the head with corn cob.

  287. Mattie says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    So I’ve looked mine up and in Florida every July 20th has something to do with a gun and shooting. Florida man wants bananas shots out utility trucks tires.
    Then I did Az. Guns and more shooting.
    Guess I have a thing for guns. We will see what happens this July. I live in Fl and won’t have any trouble hearing about it.

  288. vinity says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    Oct 25th

    FL man arrested for throwing sausages at his Mom.

  289. Ginger says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    Florida Man Jumps into Crocodile Pit Wearing Crocs, Gets Chomped

  290. Pinkimmit says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    February 27th – Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza

    • Laura Rogers says

      June 24, 2020 at 5:26 pm

      ROFL.

  291. Heather says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    Florida man gets Bush-whacked, struck with can of beans by local deputy

  292. melanie says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    Jan. 29: Florida Man Accused of Robbing Chinese Restaurant at Finger Point

    • Lisa says

      June 25, 2020 at 12:37 pm

      It must have been loaded.

  293. Ace says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:44 pm

    On September 23rd, 2018, a Florida Man THREW another Florida Man off of a bridge in Daytona Beach

  294. Ann Woodin says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:44 pm

    Florida man runs over himself outside of strip club

  295. Ashleigh Kuhns says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    Florida man climbs up cellphone tower

    I had several come up but this one actually came from https://floridamanbirthdaychallenge.com/floridaman/october-19/

  296. paulah says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    “Florida man wasn’t drinking while driving, just at stop signs.”

  297. Christa says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:49 pm

    Florida man arrested after botching in-home castration surgery, deputies say….

    August 21

    • Kristen says

      June 24, 2020 at 5:09 pm

      I had to look this one up! OMG!!

    • Sara T says

      June 24, 2020 at 11:59 pm

      ha ha ha ha

  298. JessicaD says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    “Florida man shoots self in head to see if round in chamber.”

    http://www.brevardtimes.com/2015/06/florida-man-shoots-self-in-head-to-see-if-round-in-chamber/amp/

  299. Kat says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    Florida Man note really sure why he stole a pack of Bud Lite

  300. Colleen L says

    June 24, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    Bwahahaha – September 15 Florida Man… suspected of smelling woman’s feet at library leads police on scooter chase!

    Way to make my upcoming 60th birthday memorable! lolol

  301. Kristen says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    2020: Florida man saves turtle from the streets.

    2019: meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in a jealous rage. LOL

  302. Julie says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:02 pm

    OMG, there were so many to choose from! My favorite: December 29 – Florida man arrested for rigging door to electrocute pregnant wife

  303. Nancy says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:02 pm

    March 9 – Pregnant Florida Woman Reportedly Stabs Her Florida Man for Looking at Photo of Another Woman.

    Lol ok then.

  304. Michelle says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    October 31st
    Florida man arrested after another sex toy was thrown on the field during Bills-Patriots game

    • Susan A says

      June 24, 2020 at 5:08 pm

      LOL! My birthday is October 22 and mine was someone trying to have sex with a Frozen toy.

  305. Susan A says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    LOL!! Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!

    Florida man accused of having sex with ‘Frozen’ toy at Target …

  306. Isabelle says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    Florida man arrested, caught on video using samurai sword to fight over wheelbarrow – July 15

  307. Kimberly says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    October 16. First one, I kid you not… Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions…

  308. Chelsea says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    July 4th

    Florida man loses fingers, eyebrows in fireworks fail.

    Makes sense 🤷‍♀️😄

  309. HF says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    You sure about relocating to Florida?

  310. Karen says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    August 18
    Florida man arrested after performing castration surgery, report says – News … Crazy headlines

  311. jewelwing says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    November 1st, 2019: “A drunken, shirtless man allegedly barged into several Pensacola homes looking for a fight before running into a fence and knocking himself out, according to an Escambia County Sheriff’s Office arrest report.”

    This is a most excellent game.

  312. Laura Rogers says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    Florida man attempts to hide underwater from cops, gets arrested after coming up for air.

    I can’t even.

  313. Mark says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    Florida born and raised, I recommend vacationing not moving here, these stories don’t even raise eyebrows down here, it happens all the time. If you are dead set on coming, I recommend north of Tampa, or an island. Still crazies, but they’re the kind you want to have a cocktail with.

  314. Dana B Siegel says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:25 pm

    Florida man pretending to be a cop pulls over real deputy, sheriff’s office says

  315. Rikki-Mei says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    May 14
    Florida man tells cops playing basketball ball naked enhances skills

  316. Andy says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    April 13th

    Florida man accused of beating cellmate who asked for a ‘courtesy flush’ to help with smell

  317. Flybynite says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    One of local radio stations, Mikey and Big Bob do a weekly Florida story.

  318. Becky says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    February 16: ‘Florida man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf cart chase’

  319. Shelley says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:38 pm

    Half-naked Florida Man walks goat in the rain.

  320. Jennifer B. says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:39 pm

    January 12: Florida man tells neighbors he’s going to kill them with kindness then tries to kill them with a machete he named “Kindness”

    OMG

  321. Brent Johnson says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:40 pm

    A Florida man was charged with battery after he allegedly slapped his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger

  322. Michelle says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    Oct 8th – Florida Man Arrested After Catching Alligator, Forcing It To Drink Beer

    (Yes, it bit him!)

  323. Megan Mcfadden says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    Florida man says wind blew cocaine into his car

    I laughed out loud!!

    • Deborah Gross says

      June 24, 2020 at 10:22 pm

      This was mine too!

      Good luck with the move 🙂

  324. Sharon says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    Florida man arrested after performing castration surgery.

    I immediately thought that was adding insult to injury … before realising it wasn’t on himself 😂

    • Sharon says

      June 24, 2020 at 6:00 pm

      Best of other family members:

      Florida man entices gator to bite him; pours beer down its throat, police say

  325. Karen says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    July 6, Florida man arrested for urinating on car and running from police

  326. Alex R. says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    The two stories on my birthday weren’t that exciting (FL man arrested after giving his girlfriend a wet Willy and drive through drug window in a mobile home) but then I found this in a related story (April date): Florida man sues for right to marry his laptop.

    At least it was an apple laptop.

  327. Anne Tierney says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    April 24th, Florida man stabbed nephew for hogging bathroom.

  328. Mark says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    September 27th

    Florida man arrested for whipping out samurai sword during trash dispute

  329. Haleigh says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    “Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos”

  330. Debra Hoffmaster says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:48 pm

    October 24 Florida man arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting stuffed ‘Olaf’ at Target

  331. k says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles – November 11, 2018

  332. Jessa N says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    December 8- Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex, police say

  333. Gale D says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    July 11-Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute, cops say

    Never heard of this challenge, thank you for the laughs!!

    • Gale D says

      June 24, 2020 at 5:59 pm

      Year later-Florida man was arrested after shooting at a van that wouldn’t let him change lanes.

  334. Sandra Uveric says

    June 24, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    Florida man brandishes samurai sword during road-rage incident

  335. Amy says

    June 24, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    Florida Man Says His Turtle Army Will Destroy Everyone

    This may be my new favorite news headline of all time

    • Lisa says

      June 25, 2020 at 12:42 pm

      Yessss

  336. Oli says

    June 24, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    😂 Feet Sniffer

    https://fm1019.radio.com/blogs/mel/florida-man-september-16

  337. Amelie says

    June 24, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    LOL you are just discovering the Florida Man meme? It’s been around for awhile haha. My friends and I have had a lot of fun googling Florida Man. And you STILL want to move to Florida, despite all the ridiculousness that state represents? You are far braver than I ever will be.

  338. Rachel says

    June 24, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase

  339. Whitney says

    June 24, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    July 25

    Florida man allegedly stabs alligator to death, tries to sell the meat

  340. Larry says

    June 24, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    Florida Man on Bath Salts Head-Butts Car, Slaps Fire Chief

  341. Barbie Aschenbrenner says

    June 24, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    Florida man arrested for running naked through Walmart parking lot

  342. Alisa A says

    June 24, 2020 at 6:20 pm

    April 29th, Florida man takes upskirt photos of woman at gas station, is caught by corrections officer nearby, deputies say

  343. LP says

    June 24, 2020 at 6:27 pm

    July 27 Florida Man. ‘Florida man nearly killed in freak lawn furniture accident’. The story of my life.

  344. Marianne says

    June 24, 2020 at 6:30 pm

    Do you have any idea how hard it is to tear apart a mattress with your bare hands?!?!?
    https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-meth-attacks-mattress-girlfriends-lover-inside-police-say

  345. Sam Lee says

    June 24, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet, calls 911

    …that seems pretty alright; could happen to anyone…

    Florida Man Disguised as Spider-Man Steals Liquor and Cigarettes

    “who managed to get himself caught, by appearing on surveillance video UNMASKED…it was just a matter of absolute surprise that he would walk up to the door first, try to break in, and then it starts clicking in his head that ‘Oh, I might get recognized if I do this without a mask on'”

    Oh, Florida Man…

  346. Sherri says

    June 24, 2020 at 6:33 pm

    Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff’s deputies

  347. Tasha A. says

    June 24, 2020 at 6:36 pm

    OMG

    “Florida man climbs on playground equipment and yells to children how babies are born”

    I’m assuming alchol was involved!

  348. Ariel Forstner says

    June 24, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    Hubby is june 17
    Florida man, 62, strips, performs a “strange dance” at McDonalds then tried to impregnate a railing
    🤣🤣

  349. Chloe says

    June 24, 2020 at 6:56 pm

    June 27
    Naked Florida man stood in a fire and chanted ‘gibberish.’ Mushrooms did it, cops say

  350. GM says

    June 24, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    March 31 – Bullet Lodged in Florida Man’s Testicle After Wife Shoots Him for Cheating.

    • ConnieK says

      June 24, 2020 at 7:31 pm

      Is it wrong that I’m kinda cheering on the wife? 🤔

      • Lisa says

        June 25, 2020 at 12:44 pm

        Me too! Plus, she’s a good shot!

  351. MagicTrix says

    June 24, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    Here’s my Florida man story:

    On This Day In Florida Man History: Sept 18: Man Rides Jet Ski On Highway. September 18, 2019. Mel. Getty Images

    What I like about this story is that it is funny, not tragic and not criminal. And here’s a link to the video so that you can get a giggle too.https://lm.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwfts.tv%2F2nM7JEL%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR3Bn70QNjHN48H5YU3bBnCd1QcKjNdUsrqyJjrkqvYl3PvJCcHvej-MPCU&h=AT0rgbsQL1otidaoP4y31imdNDwh1czg5tqi18fa7GmY8fEwyzXu6Q0zvVM_6BxV51K-lOnOArv4hxPk42Xwa-L9eenUiwZEYqijIwGv15SiNO9KC2YuQokZVxKvxC4xH0qE3WV1bPm0A_5CkMjHtUI_IaTsXnc9p00ROufJpY0SlOqD65qWAEm8NcKuvDK8_gTH_EOK9DjoI766BR0bYLhI7eVF2HQiIno4IDgXLFah6kQFe4Ox6yj76UTEozJV9ZtW4QSy5i5ACbCAMg86LQMa3Ym3Z8AQAyuHWfXJpWBvDRgW_CFKhD5Hw1UNtoHRtXHuDbocjKCEGFNG48JX0qhUGJQAxH4dPMkGeUV4wllMD_iCdkLj85SPFt3nIyloLMfZotOa0UQcjoQfsrrv-8Ccuyo9ffqQomNWIrerD6uiqyKw3gaCJlSO-QPQnlv1VfK7qmC61xPRIvwcLoezpT23LZ9sB02S89DBWUOc5rsSUxtyOURiVAYGNTSn3RrqoRA4jUJKH02s7805LYoYUOYbjUW9hKqdmOBFY35ZUMCkfSW_ZnPCEsgdjbj7ResiLU9j7_kdw9glHXCAtmuAJdWzixjD758vtAo5yrYof7bvpEV5t8PW8L3DJZGeBNhfBwKbEPruFZyENL7345DIOXAsQaKKfXCVkWbo5EHjjygZGFTO4Et-nCEDkzcg-T52K5tcuD54b2vYGLZG_hwT-M_Genq-MfUzXXi9tfdt3SOjb_lkkhMmK3im4K7Q6IvFbMuRbgGmpXPNE4CUM4ipV4lOf38q7lV_uaqFVavtqUfo-EBfDC68NGLCdmxwtlb3LW74mOJY-yxav7ry6MA4sJz7Nok9aeQBogZy-dNFWe3lfGvODXiQBsOAuPrIZBNzw-JvFx7-HYkaLkhkcwjWG3a2qXHkQXrHMA76m3Y8j0JXazZXwL0eqFv7SpzhZ8faAKwOgQzWyyzrSeZ8ifTpdqmh9hcZfSPYITrykSlmfmveQ63jSseLT7s2uAN6BgRKMtFeMZUEZ1W_jdbrEdzpJw2hGgMqEz6Y-gqozN7PsI8i8ca70bqox42z8fQmNauZutKpcfjdRceslqA

    Whoa, when it said “copy link address”, I didn’t know it was going to be a novel!

    • Lisa says

      June 25, 2020 at 12:49 pm

      It didn’t take me to the video.

      • MagicTrix says

        June 25, 2020 at 5:15 pm

        Welp, the novel/link address was a total fail. But! If you Google September 18 Florida man, the video will come up along with the puzzled kid in the background “that should be in the water. “

  352. Jenny says

    June 24, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    Florida Man Arrested for Cutting the Break Lines of Over 100 E-scooters
    (real, I think.)

    and

    Florida Grandma Tries Scaring Off Naked Florida Man by Pulling Her Dentures Out
    (possibly fake)

  353. Julie Richardson says

    June 24, 2020 at 7:13 pm

    July 4 Florida man loses fingers, eyebrows in fireworks fail

  354. Ruth Ray says

    June 24, 2020 at 7:16 pm

    December 30 – Florida man screaming about vampire allegedly sets his house on fire

  355. Kara Rogers says

    June 24, 2020 at 7:17 pm

    March 7 Police: Florida man jailed after trying to ” barbeque all the child molesters.” It’s a shame he’s likely psychotic. I’d buy him a margarita.

  356. VanessaC says

    June 24, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    July 29th… Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Gator In Hand. Florida man makes a beer run to a Jacksonville convenience store carrying a live alligator in his hand with it’s mouth taped shut.

    Never needed beer so bad that I couldn’t put my gator down before I went in to buy it.

    Maybe the gator was a bargaining chip. I’ll give you this gator if you give me beer!

  357. Melinda says

    June 24, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    Florida man threatens co-worker with box cutter in argument about Christian music

  358. Kim says

    June 24, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    Florida man, 33 poses as housewife to lure men into home for sex acts.

    Wow!!!

  359. ConnieK says

    June 24, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    December 14
    Florida man captured on camera trying to break gas station door in order to steal Pepsi

  360. Sarah says

    June 24, 2020 at 7:31 pm

    Sept. 4-“Florida Man flashes buttocks at IHOP after impersonating a police officer to get free food”

  361. Jackie says

    June 24, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    Florida man arrested for running naked through Walmart parking lot.

  362. Ailis says

    June 24, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    Florida man who had sex with Dolphin said it seduced to him.

  363. Amanda says

    June 24, 2020 at 7:41 pm

    https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2017/11/10/naked-florida-man-breaks-into-home-tries-on-womans-clothes-police-say/?outputType=amp

    “Naked Florida Man breaks into home, tries on woman’s clothes, says police”

  364. Arlis says

    June 24, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    Florida man accused of threatening his family by texting them Coldplay lyrics, and warning them of retribution from his “Nazi prison associates” was persuaded by police to end a standoff in return for a fresh slice of pizza, reports say.

  365. Janny says

    June 24, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    Florida man allegedly stabs alligator to death, tries to sell the meat

    Florida man’s family values appear shaky.

  366. Ms. Kim says

    June 24, 2020 at 7:47 pm

    1st listing: Florida man got 4 years for stealing 4 $15 dollar phone chargers. He was beaten to death in prison.

    • Christina says

      June 24, 2020 at 8:05 pm

      Wow, that took a dark turn.

  367. Katrina says

    June 24, 2020 at 7:52 pm

    Homeless Florida man calls cops after people he paid for sex don’t show

  368. Michelle says

    June 24, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    Florida Man throws urine on prosecutor during sentencing hearing……..
    I guess the prosecutor turned around and said to him “Urine trouble mister!”……I’ll show myself out

    • Anne (Germany) says

      June 25, 2020 at 1:25 pm

      Me too: September 6

  369. AP says

    June 24, 2020 at 7:54 pm

    Florida man is arrested for trying to get a caiman drunk.
    Texas man says “psychotic” cow attacked him twice, nearly killed him…

    Decisions, decisions… 😆 Are you sure you want to move?

  370. Patrice says

    June 24, 2020 at 7:55 pm

    Florida man attacked sister, bit cop after someone touched his cigar, police say. —and it doesn’t stop there!
    https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/man-attacked-sister-bit-cop-after-someone-touched-his-cigar/67-4597ad08-bcda-4d13-95f7-d3c94a7983d0

    These are like a Carl Hiasen novel plot. lol He always says he doesn’t have to make up the weird news in Florida.

  371. Cynthia says

    June 24, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    October 7th: Florida man accused of pouring beer in gator’s mouth after enticing reptile to bite his arm

  372. wingednike says

    June 24, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    Florida Man Arrested for DUI While Lemur and Wallaby Escape from Truck During Traffic Stop

  373. Christina says

    June 24, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    March 31:

    (1) Bullet Lodged in Florida Man’s Testicle After Wife Shoots Him for Cheating; also,

    (2) Florida mother shot burglar who entered home because ‘dinosaurs were chasing him.

    🤣🤣😂 Gotta love those Floridians.

  374. Sabrina says

    June 24, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    November 11th – Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos

  375. Elizabeth Crow says

    June 24, 2020 at 8:05 pm

    “Florida man claiming to be God arrested after touching people, fighting with police, being tased”

  376. Gill Hale says

    June 24, 2020 at 8:05 pm

    Florida man threw sex toy on field at Bills Patriots Mobday night football.

  377. Karen W says

    June 24, 2020 at 8:09 pm

    A Florida man was arrested for assaulting his roommate with a pizza.

  378. Lisette says

    June 24, 2020 at 8:13 pm

    August 14, Florida man claiming to be Alice in Wonderland says ‘hookah-smoking caterpillar’ told him to destroy liquor store with forklift

  379. Amie says

    June 24, 2020 at 8:18 pm

    Florida man arrested after another sex toy was thrown on the field during Bills-Patriots game.
    LOL!

  380. Katie R says

    June 24, 2020 at 8:19 pm

    Florida Man Caught Posing As Middle School Student To Play In Youth Football League

    He was 21 years old. I can’t imagine how they caught him.

  381. Blue Winsor says

    June 24, 2020 at 8:20 pm

    Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza

  382. Susan says

    June 24, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    Florida man attacks sister, bites cop after someone touches his cigar

  383. Dancing Corgi says

    June 24, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill.

  384. Tracie Siemsen says

    June 24, 2020 at 8:23 pm

    July 28 Florida man wielding live gator chases people in convenience store on a beer run…

  385. Ana Moura says

    June 24, 2020 at 8:23 pm

    september 5 florida man,

    Florida Man Caught With Nearly 200 Illegal Lobsters

  386. Gina G says

    June 24, 2020 at 8:29 pm

    Florida man allegedly stabbed ex-girlfriend with large sword, ran her over with truck.

  387. Diana Paterson says

    June 24, 2020 at 8:29 pm

    Florida man accused of killing dancing flamingo is hit by truck and killed before trial
    🤨

  388. Kathy says

    June 24, 2020 at 8:34 pm

    Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on a George Foreman grill

  389. Kimberly says

    June 24, 2020 at 8:34 pm

    August. 16th

    Doctor: Florida man Austin Harrouff believed he was ‘half-dog, half-man’ in face-biting double homicide

    Or on a lighter note:

    Deputies: Florida man in front-end loader dumps mountain of dirt on girlfriend’s car ( w/pics)

  390. Jill S. says

    June 24, 2020 at 8:45 pm

    Florida man jumped off surfboard and landed on a shark, which promptly bit his foot — not too seriously since he refused to go to hospital.

    • Paddy says

      June 24, 2020 at 9:26 pm

      Hey Jill, is your birthday also on October 28?

  391. Linnaea says

    June 24, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    FLORIDA MAN TRIES TO ORDER BURRITO AT BANK DRIVE-THROUGH, THINKS IT’S TACO BELL

  392. CeciM says

    June 24, 2020 at 8:52 pm

    July 8, Florida man:
    Florida man says lighting firecrackers under child’s bed is a prank gone wrong

    July 8, Florida woman (I had to share this one):
    A Florida woman has been sentenced to probation after allegedly pulling an alligator out of her yoga pants during a traffic stop.

  393. Jane says

    June 24, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    So many of these headlines sound like people with mental illnesses. Sigh.

  394. Audrey says

    June 24, 2020 at 9:00 pm

    My Florida man was decent but changing it to woman gave me a doozy!

    “Florida woman hit man with SUV, tried to urinate on deputy”

    🤣

  395. Ali says

    June 24, 2020 at 9:05 pm

    Florida man covered in pizza arrested for pizza battery after pizza dispute….

  396. Sam says

    June 24, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    March 22- “Florida Man shoved women to get at her egg rolls, police say…”

    According to the article the woman refused to let the man in her house, and he ended up barging into the home.

    I’ve never found a fried, spring roll wrapper to be worth an arrest record. Maybe I could understand if it was a beignets or a funnel cake.

  397. Kelly M says

    June 24, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    April 21 – Florida Man Arrested After Stealing Neighbor’s Underwear 😂

    https://www.wctv.tv/content/news/Florida-man-arrested-after-stealing-neighbors-underwear-420105353.html

  398. Lisa says

    June 24, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    June 2 Florida Man arrested after being found with decapitated shark.

    😳

  399. DizzieLizzie says

    June 24, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    Florida man makes beer run with large gator in his hand.

    This is especially appropriate, I think, since I’m a 911 dispatcher.

    XD

  400. Evelyn Anemaet says

    June 24, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    December 5 Florida man abandoned child on roadside because he thought boy might be gay.

    Now that’s a horrible thing to associate with my b-day! FYI, I was raised in Florida (Tampa – St Pete area) and couldn’t wait to escape, but now enjoy the panhandle on field trips.

  401. Barbara Swanson says

    June 24, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    Well, mine is a bit dark…
    Police: Florida man commits murder over imaginary girlfriend

  402. Paddy says

    June 24, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    October 28, Florida man jumps off surfboard, lands on shark.

    Ahahaha

    Thank you for the laughs

  403. Melissa says

    June 24, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    High on love: Florida man accused of hiding marijuana in box of Valentine’s Day chocolates
    Feb 5, 2020 · Suspect found hiding in attic

  404. kate says

    June 24, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    Florida man shows off dance moves during field sobriety test

  405. Tiffany Crystal says

    June 24, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    I’m not sure mine is safe for a family-friendly site…😬😬

    August 30th: “Florida man accused of grabbing his genitals and giving the finger to a man and his 8-year-old son”

  406. Veronica says

    June 24, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    12th September- Florida Man shoots cousin to test bullet proof vest

  407. Jordyn says

    June 24, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    June 25:
    Florida man arrested for running naked through Walmart parking lot.

    😂😂 this was hilarious—I’m totally sharing this game with all my friends

    • Valerie says

      June 24, 2020 at 10:36 pm

      Happy early birthday!

  408. Skatie says

    June 24, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    Wow. So many things that Florida Man did on May 13. Here’s one:

    Florida man turns himself in for killing imaginary friend.

  409. Molly says

    June 24, 2020 at 9:51 pm

    Florida man Austin Harrouff believed he was ‘half-dog, half-man’ in face-biting double homicide

  410. Deb says

    June 24, 2020 at 9:54 pm

    Florida Man Causes Thousands of Dollars Worth of Property Damage Trying to Kill “Demons”: PD

    It’s always demons.

  411. Alyssa says

    June 24, 2020 at 9:57 pm

    September 30: Florida man reunited with iPhone more than year after he lost it in ocean

  412. Jgoods says

    June 24, 2020 at 9:58 pm

    Florida man gets probation for picking up, transporting 41 turtles

    …stopped by deputy for running stop sign, deputy found (turtles) in “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” backpack
    …other passenger, when asked by deputy had anything else, pulled a 1-foot gator from her yoga pants.

    Strange AF. O_0

    • Ev says

      June 25, 2020 at 3:47 am

      It’s 530am. I am out back and was trying to be quiet!!!

  413. Whitney says

    June 24, 2020 at 10:03 pm

    July 10, Florida man:

    On This Day In Florida Man History: Florida Man With No Arms Stabs Man With Scissors

    • Sjik says

      June 24, 2020 at 10:38 pm

      This takes the cake, I can’t stop laughing!

  414. Reggie says

    June 24, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    September 27….Florida man arrested after whipping out samurai sword in trash dispute

  415. Ash says

    June 24, 2020 at 10:07 pm

    Florida man accused of killing dancing flamingo is hit by truck and killed before trial

    • Ev says

      June 25, 2020 at 3:45 am

      Karma.

  416. Letha says

    June 24, 2020 at 10:08 pm

    Florida man passed out in Taco Bell drive thru with foot on gas and car in park… which started a fire… which didn’t wake him up. Police were called

  417. Brianna says

    June 24, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    April 21st
    Florida man arrested for trying to pull over an undercover detective.
    (Don’t pretend to be cop 😂)

  418. LIBBY says

    June 24, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    Florida Man Who Threw Toilet Through Window in East St. Louis Found With Second Crapper.

    I must have a case of giggles because I laughed way to long at this. 🙂

    • LIBBY says

      June 24, 2020 at 10:17 pm

      I forgot to add the date: 21 February

  419. Karla says

    June 24, 2020 at 10:20 pm

    Florida man shot outside bar after rejecting shot inside bar, officials say
    🤷‍♀️

  420. Jen says

    June 24, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    Florida man parks Smart car in kitchen so it won’t blow away

    Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill

  421. Ali Cat says

    June 24, 2020 at 10:30 pm

    I was hoping my birthday was going to be something not so bad cause I have a great birthday, 8/8, however on August 8th a Florida man received probation for having sex with a dog. Reading on, the article goes on to say it was discovered by his girlfriend who found the pictures on his phone, of him and other females engaging in sexual acts with dogs. Smart girl that she was, she took the phone to the local police station ( hopefully after she took a long hot shower).
    Double eewww!!

  422. Claudia says

    June 24, 2020 at 10:31 pm

    Florida man throws pizza slice at his mom during argument, deputies say

    Tsk, tsk, RUDE. The naughty step for you, Florida Man!

  423. Gail Goddard says

    June 24, 2020 at 10:33 pm

    Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed ‘Olaf’ at Target – ClickOrlando
    Oct 23, 2019 · Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed ‘Olaf’ at Target. Jeff Tavss, Executive Producer. Published: October 23, 2019, 3: 43 …

  424. Valerie says

    June 24, 2020 at 10:33 pm

    June 23. “Florida man convicted of killing former FSU mascot in gumbo spice dispute.” There are others, of course, but that’s my favorite.

  425. Sjik says

    June 24, 2020 at 10:36 pm

    September 28: Florida Man Threatens Red Lobster “I work For The Taliban and I Have a Bomb in This Bag”
    Lmao

  426. zc says

    June 24, 2020 at 10:40 pm

    Florida man arrested for throwing sausages at his mom.

  427. Spring says

    June 24, 2020 at 10:43 pm

    April 1st:
    “Sheriff: Florida man’s April Fools prank of impersonating policeman goes wrong”

  428. Lex says

    June 24, 2020 at 11:02 pm

    Ah, yes. I love this one.

    My Florida Man birthday story:

    Florida Man arrested for slapping a pregnant woman with a cheeseburger

  429. Camilla says

    June 24, 2020 at 11:04 pm

    Florida man with 20 tattoos wearing hot pink bra arrested

    Heh

  430. Angie Aebersold says

    June 24, 2020 at 11:29 pm

    Florida man hit by car during failed ‘In My Feelings’ challenge

  431. Teri says

    June 24, 2020 at 11:31 pm

    Florida man wearing crocs leaps into crocodile pit.

  432. Alexandra Perchanidou says

    June 24, 2020 at 11:34 pm

    Florida man accused of masturbating in Walmart toy section <—EWEWEW

  433. Melody says

    June 24, 2020 at 11:52 pm

    florida man arrested for botched castration on anotherbman he met on eunuch fetish website ok i need anew birthday now, thusisnot working for me

  434. Lara Weeks says

    June 24, 2020 at 11:59 pm

    Published August 19
    Florida man arrested after allegedly shoving steaks worth more than $50 down his pants

  435. Kemkais says

    June 25, 2020 at 12:01 am

    Here is mine for June 11th :
    “Florida man caught with cocaine on his nose insists drugs were not his” https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-cocaine-nose-drugs-not-his
    Lol and it is on Fow News… -facepalm-

  436. Lisza says

    June 25, 2020 at 12:03 am

    Well, yeah… May 3rd:
    ‘You Gotta Smoke A Bowl With Me Please’: Florida Man Invites Police To Smoke Pot While Showing Off His Marijuana Plant

  437. Sal says

    June 25, 2020 at 12:08 am

    12 November: Naked Florida man revealed on video sneaking into restaurant.

  438. Marisa says

    June 25, 2020 at 12:21 am

    Feb 15: Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase

  439. Cath says

    June 25, 2020 at 12:38 am

    Florida man threatened to ‘chop’ house guest with machete after not flushing toilet, police say

  440. Carrie says

    June 25, 2020 at 12:41 am

    A Florida man allegedly damaged a white Cadillac after he dumped a bunch of dirt with a front-end loader when his girlfriend showed up to his job Friday in the borrowed car.

  441. Leigh-Ayn says

    June 25, 2020 at 12:56 am

    Florida man arrested after hitting girlfriend in the face with burrito

  442. Bernie says

    June 25, 2020 at 12:59 am

    I can actually see this one being true. “Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested”. September 22nd – It’s also Frodo and Bilbo’s birthday.

  443. Astha says

    June 25, 2020 at 1:09 am

    FM accused of stabbing a woman for underdone potatoes
    FM upset over friend chugging all his beer ,things escalated
    FM slugs an elderly man who asked him to stop masturbating in the park<<ew
    #Best:

  444. Maria says

    June 25, 2020 at 1:10 am

    Florida man feeds alligators hot dogs 🤦

  445. April says

    June 25, 2020 at 1:16 am

    May 19: Florida Man Runs From Cops in General Lee Dodge Charger After Setting Fire to His Wife’s Home

    Well, at least he did it with style, I guess…

  446. Arezoo says

    June 25, 2020 at 1:17 am

    Mine isn’t fun. It requires trigger warnings just to be posted. If you absolutely must know search August 29 at your own discretion.

  447. Dette says

    June 25, 2020 at 1:29 am

    Florida man arrested after another sex toy was thrown on the field during Bills-Patriots game.
    October 31st

  448. Yvonne A says

    June 25, 2020 at 1:30 am

    Florida man convicted of killing former FSU mascot in gumbo spice dispute

  449. Anika says

    June 25, 2020 at 1:38 am

    It works with Florida Woman, too: Florida woman accused of sickening child for 8 years (July 20)

  450. LeChele says

    June 25, 2020 at 1:49 am

    Florida man claiming to be God arrested after touching people, fighting with police, being tased

  451. Victoria Hallam says

    June 25, 2020 at 1:52 am

    May 1st:

    Drunk Florida man kicked out of library told cops he was Jason Bourne

    Love it – so funny x

  452. Raisa says

    June 25, 2020 at 2:20 am

    I Love this, going to use it in the next zoom family meeting 🙂

    Here is mine: A Florida man jumped off his surfboard and landed on a shark

  453. Corvid27 says

    June 25, 2020 at 2:36 am

    November 27th

    Florida Man Accused Of Stabbing Woman Over Underdone Potato

  454. Morry says

    June 25, 2020 at 2:40 am

    This is so fun! My search result: Florida man caught on camera licking doorbell.
    Too funny, should be an interesting place to live.

  455. Kathryn Albert says

    June 25, 2020 at 2:46 am

    Florida Man Arrested For Throwing Alligator Into Wendy’s Drive-Thru

    http://www.brevardtimes.com/2016/02/florida-man-arrested-for-throwing-alligator-into-wendys-drive-thru/amp/

  456. Gaëlle says

    June 25, 2020 at 2:50 am

    https://www.fox4now.com/news/state/florida-man-tasered-after-walking-naked-around-neighborhood

    Dear oh my! There are sooooo many Florida man!!!!

  457. Shreya says

    June 25, 2020 at 3:05 am

    December 30- Florida man arrested after officers watch theft of car on his Instagram feed..lol

  458. Annah says

    June 25, 2020 at 3:05 am

    20th November

    ‘Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse’

    ….I wish I never searched this now.

  459. Shimana says

    June 25, 2020 at 3:15 am

    Florida man accused of killing suspected ‘peeping tom’

    Wow, Florida man is wild 😮

    • Ev says

      June 25, 2020 at 3:40 am

      Or, Florida is wild, man.

  460. MD says

    June 25, 2020 at 3:26 am

    Naked Florida man armed with a crossbow who claimed aliens were after him got shot by a deputy

    o_O

  461. Aisling says

    June 25, 2020 at 3:38 am

    January 14th

    ‘Kill ‘Em With Kindness’: Florida Man Stabs Neighbor With Machete Named ‘Kindness’, Say Police

    Erm.. That phrase has completely changed meaning for me now..

    • Ev says

      June 25, 2020 at 3:39 am

      Haha. That’s what I named my shotgun hubby bought me.

  462. Ev says

    June 25, 2020 at 3:39 am

    February 17
    Florida Man Causes Thousands of Dollars Worth of Property Damage Trying to Kill “Demons …

  463. Krista Hulsman says

    June 25, 2020 at 4:22 am

    You can do this with any state, though Florida seems t have some great eccentric ones.

    Sept 29

    Florida man arrested for cutting the brake lines of over 100 e-scooters
    &
    Texas man shot fleeing burglar and went back to bed

  464. Kateřina T. says

    June 25, 2020 at 4:46 am

    Florida man accused of stealing Disney Costums wrestles with deputies 😀

  465. Francisco says

    June 25, 2020 at 4:55 am

    April 22nd
    Florida man slapped with Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish after argument, police say

  466. Wingedsyn says

    June 25, 2020 at 5:06 am

    “Florida man arrested for having sex with Olaf toy at Target”

  467. Mizz Lotus says

    June 25, 2020 at 5:07 am

    Florida man charged with battery for giving girlfriend ‘Wet Willy’

  468. Afterburner says

    June 25, 2020 at 5:20 am

    Florida man accused of having sex with ‘Frozen’ toy at Target …. in the article Target had to let it go

  469. Kathleen Morrison says

    June 25, 2020 at 5:45 am

    Great Ghu there is a website…
    http://www.floridamantimes.com

  470. Beth D says

    June 25, 2020 at 5:49 am

    Florida man dressed like Fred Flintstone pulled over in his ‘footmobile’

    • Beth says

      June 25, 2020 at 5:50 am

      November 4th

  471. Alex says

    June 25, 2020 at 5:49 am

    March 24, Florida man ticketed after eating pancakes in middle of intersection

  472. Kate says

    June 25, 2020 at 5:50 am

    May 14 Florida man
    Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’.
    Ha ha!

  473. Damaris Zehner says

    June 25, 2020 at 5:50 am

    Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say.

  474. Hanna says

    June 25, 2020 at 5:53 am

    Sept 7

    Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt

    It… really works…

  475. Abk says

    June 25, 2020 at 5:59 am

    Drunk Florida man accidentally shoots himself, blames it on robber.

    Are you really sure Florida is the place you want to go????

  476. Jennifer says

    June 25, 2020 at 5:59 am

    December 15
    Florida man accused of masturbating in Walmart toy section turns himself in

  477. Catlover says

    June 25, 2020 at 6:00 am

    Florida man bought a giant fan in hopes that coming hurricane would cease if he created a strong enough wind with it.

  478. Laura says

    June 25, 2020 at 6:07 am

    Lemur Leaps From Truck During Florida DUI Traffic Stop

  479. Barbara says

    June 25, 2020 at 6:14 am

    September 15,

    Florida man suspected of smelling woman’s feet at library …

    Not as bad as some of the others.

  480. Eliz says

    June 25, 2020 at 6:23 am

    Florida man charged in naked rake attack – WRDW.com
    too funny!!

    • Eliz says

      June 25, 2020 at 6:23 am

      June 12th