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Odds and Ends

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Today is just random stuff.  Sore from the gym yesterday.  After Christmas, I got us a family membership at Golds Gym.  I have to tell you it is the nicest place I have ever worked out.  Not only is it huge, they have a heated pool, jacuzzi, and a sauna, but there is a room where you can workout and watch movies.  Kid 1 and I looked at a couple of places here in town, and she was sort of set on the YMCA until I convinced her to check out the Golds with me.  They had her at the hot tub.  There are always a lot of people there but there are so many machines that I have not yet had to wait to use something.  The only draw back is that everybody already seems to be in terrific shape, I almost wish I had gotten fit somewhere else before signing up.  Well that and naked old dudes in the locker room.  Kid 2 went with me on Sat and saw this huge middle aged body builder.  She thought he was the model for the logo silhouette.  The good thing is that there is a motivation to go and get in shape for summer.  Anybody else sore from New Year’s resolutions?

It is kind of cold and rainy now.  Kid 1 and I are starting to fade to our normal pale and looked for a tanning place only to be informed that she must be 16 and a half, even with parental permission, some new law.  Otherwise she has to have a note from a doctor stating that she has “tanorexia” and needs to bake in a coffin like device.  I am thinking about going without her, but she might notice and fuss at me.

Baby Trinity was dropped off at the groomer yesterday.  We have decided that even with bathing and brushing every other day her coat was just getting too tangled.  She looked a little ratty to be honest.  I was instructed, by my dread mistress,  to have her cut in the “Teddy Bear” fashion.  What came out was unlike any teddy bear I have ever seen.  It was more of a first time puppy cut.  I think she looks adorable, her owner was less pleased and Ilona could not stop laughing at the poor little thing.  Kid 2 is on my side with it and the other dogs were fascinated, they could not leave her alone, especially her big brother, who is very protective of her.

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Today we have to got to Best Buy and pick up the camera I broke, also look for phones for teens who have broken theirs.  My phone still works, but they have both managed, despite being purchased expensive cases, to crack their screens and otherwise completely destroy devices they claim to be unable to live without.  I am washing my hands of this one.  If Ilona wants to get them new ones, that’s on her.  Please excuse me for a moment whilst I slip into authentic frontier gibberish a la Blazing Saddles Tarnation, when I was a youngin we didn’t have not dagum fancy cellular telephones, I seen one once, it was in a bag in a rich fella’s car.  If we was away from the homestead and needed to make a call, well by God, we had dig in the pockets of our ripped and faded blue jeans and rummage around for a quarter, then hunt down a workin pay phone.  Children today is spoilt rotten with their fancy gadgets and elecetronic doohickies!  Rerrin!  Well I feel better now.

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Why I can’t go to PetSmart

So we were in Petsmart, getting Baby Trinity and Angus vaccinated.  I felt really awful, because this cold was (and still is) kicking my butt.  At some point I realized that I had to move around or I would lay down on the floor and pass out.

Fatal mistake.

There were cages.  In the cages were cats.  One cat looked really sad and lonely.  I looked at him for a long time and then told Gordon about it.  I told him the cat was $25.  He said, “Baby, if you like that cat, you can take him home.  I will buy him for you.”

Kids named him Oliver.  He is four years old.  He is excruciatingly polite.  He hasn’t hissed, scratched, or expressed his displeasure in any other way.  His manners are flawless, even in canine company, he permits himself to be picked up, he likes to cuddle, and his only quirk at the moment seems to be that he feels the bathrooms are incredibly dangerous places and humans must be extracted out of them as soon as possible.

Also kids left for school, and now he is slightly freaked out.

Miss Salem is less than pleased with this situation.

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So far we had much hissing and now she progressed into icy ignoring and sneaking to his food dish to gobble up his food.

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Homosexuality and Rick Santorum

“In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That’s not to pick on homosexuality. It’s not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing.”

- Rick Santorum

I rarely get political on this blog, but I am going to.

“Gay” is not synonymous with pedophile.  Homosexuality can’t be put into the same category as bestiality and pedophilia, because bestiality and pedophilia are predatory sexual practices, the victims of which can’t give their consent to participate in the sexual act.  A child can’t consent to sex.  An animal can’t consent to sex.  The modern definition of homosexual relationship involves two consenting adults, who both agree to a sexual act.  It is a voluntary agreement between two adults to pursue their happiness.

“…they’re [gay soldiers]  in close quarters, they live with people, they obviously shower with people.”

-Rick Santorum, when discussing Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.

“Gay” is not a synonym for “subhuman.”  As offensive as it is, I find the notion that gay soldiers can’t control themselves in the company of nude fellow soldiers even more offensive.  The implication here is that gay people are sex crazed rapists.

Most of the rapes in armed forces are carried out by straight men.  In fact, women in US Military are more likely to be raped by their fellow soldiers than to be killed by enemy fire.  This happens because we don’t do a good enough job explaining to boys that forcing themselves on others is a terrible thing.  This also happens because being a soldier means breaking the cardinal rule of our society – don’t kill.  It is the most fundamental of all human laws, and once a human being is given permission to break it, for some people other laws become irrelevant.

Sex, love, consenting relationship is about making the other person happy and being happy with them.  Only a miserable human being would stand in the way of that.  Rick Santorum is that miserable human being and I hope the misery he bring to others comes back to him.

 

 

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Sick and Fuzzy

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Still sick.  I’m taking Mucinex, which leads to hilariously explosive results.  I don’t just sneeze.  I create my own hurricane.

The editing is taking every single iota of will I have.  Andrea is a very complicated character, deeply flawed and damaged.  While there are moments of complete hilarity in the novel, a lot of it is dealing with some harsh topics, like aftermath of abuse and relationship problems,

It doesn’t help that Andrea is somewhat confused about her own identity.  She is torn between shapeshifter and human, love for Raphael and anger at him, being a tough competent investigator in her professional life and a girlie girl in her private moments.

So the editing is slow going.  There are a lot of challenges here, which I find myself embracing.  Popcorn fun is great once in a while, but this sort of detailed character work is  difficult but also fun.  The only downside is that it requires a lot of brain power.  If only I could claw myself  free of the medicine fog, I’d be all set.

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Sith, Embrace Your Hate

Five years ago

Gordon: I’ll give you a dollar, if you wash the dog.

Kid 1: Cool!

 

Present day

Gordon: I’ll give a dollar to whoever finds my glasses.

Kid 1, in a thick North Carolina hillbilly accent: Oh gorsh, Daaaddy, a whole dollar?  Why, I never had that kind of money.

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Two days ago

Zombie Gordon: God $%^&*, $%^&*( cold, everything hurts.  Nose clogged.

Me: Let’s have some tea.   It will be okay.  How about some Advil Cold and Sinus? Please don’t infect me, I have to work.

Today

Me, Kid 1, and Kid 2 at breakfast table: Uuuuugh.   I feel awful.

Me: Kid 1, take this.  Kid 2, take this.  ::looking at Gordon:: You want anything?

Gordon, fresh as a daisy: Nope, I’m okay.

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Me, emailing a particularly mock-worthy article to J: Look at this.

J: I can’t help but feel bad for this person.

Me, calling her.

J: Hello?

Me: Who are you and what have you done with my friend?

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Me, complaining to J about edits: After two days, I think I finally made the stupid fight scene personal enough.

J, laughing: Oh no, did you have to explain what she was feeeeeeling?

Me: %$$^$.

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I play a Sith warrior in Star Wars Online RPG.

Me, on Twitter: Dear Gmail, this here is a Sith light saber. Reconsider your new look or be destroyed. Hating you will only make me stronger.

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Me, on Twitter, after explaining that I am really sick and the only way I can stay awake and working is by being mad.

Me: You know, there has got to be something to this Sith mentality, because right now I am functioning purely on hate.

Anne Sowards (our editor): FEAR LEADS TO ANGER. ANGER LEADS TO HATE. HATRED LEADS TO POWER. POWER LEADS TO VICTORY.

Me: Yes, master.

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Birthday, SWTOR, and funnies

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Holiday

I am generally a very antisocial person.  Or at least I used to be.  I don’t really have speaking anxiety, for which I credit Russian education.  Over there, declarative reading, poetry and prose, is considered to be a talent and most Russian kids of my generation have recited poetry in class and often on stage.  If you can’t sing or play a musical instrument, you recite.

So, my social anxiety manifests itself in other ways.  A few days before an event, such as a formal dinner out or a signing, I start getting irritable and look for ways to weasel out of it. Strangely, I have no problems with going to dinner with friends or visiting to hang out and play cards.

I also get stressed out during the kids sleepovers, especially when our kids go somewhere else.

Apparently I’ve been cured of my anxiety.  We had four teenagers in the house for pretty much the entirety of the Christmas break.  Sometimes five.  I didn’t only survive, I actually didn’t put up any fights.  Sadly nobody offered to give me a Best Behavior medal.  I was pretty happy, actually, to have a bunch of kids over.  It seemed right for the holidays.

Birthday

This year both my father and Gordon’s aunt called me for my birthday.  My father always remembers it but doesn’t always call.  Gordon’s aunt never remembers it.  I usually get a card two months later, so I feel all special. :D

Gordon bought me The Relic, which is one of my favorite movies, Kid 2 bought me Gnomeo and Juliet (so I like anything even remotely Shakespearean, leave me alone), and Kid 1 gave me SWTOR, Star Wars The Old Republic Massive Multi-player Online Role-playing Game.  I promptly made a Sith warrior, Gordon made a Sith Inquisitor, so we could run around together, and we spent my birthday being evil.

Funnies

I was reading Shiloh Walker’s IF YOU HEAR HER – interesting romantic suspense, btw – and I got creeped out by the villain.  Usually I eat it up, but for some reason, I came to the part where there is a young woman who just got engaged and the villain grabbed her, and I just couldn’t take it that evening, which says volumes about Shiloh’s mastery of the creepy.  But anyway, here I was, in my bed with my Kindle Fire, looking for something to read.  Gordon is sick, so he had trouble sleeping and I wanted to stay awake out of solidarity.

I typed “something funny to read” into Google for the heck of it and came up with SPELLMAN FILES.  I read it in two nights and laughed hysterically into my pillow.

Here is my review from Goodreads.

A deeply hilarious book about Isabel Spellman, a PI in San Francisco, who works for her parents’ firm. The entire Spellman family is deeply weird but strangely functional. I loved it, the whole thing: the quirky anecdotes about the family, the list of ex-boyfriends, the younger sister addicted to surveillance.

One small warning: before you read this book, take the concept of plot, put it in a drawer in a closet, and don’t come back to it until you are done. It is a non-linear book, and it doesn’t have an ordinary crime-investigation-resolution progression. You just have to roll with it.

I really enjoyed it. As an aside, I really like Lisa Lutz’s website.  I can feel the redesign coming on.  :: listens to the screams of horror from the audience:: Aaaah, yes.  Your fear will make me stronger, for I am Sith, hahahahaha!

Well, I must work.  :(

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Proof that we are kind of sort of almost famous

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The Devil’s Panties - click here. Isn’t that awesomesauce?

Did you see where Tamora Pierce says she likes our books?

Okay, must work now.  But still Eeeeeee!    With all of the nice messages we received in the last 24 hours – I am not sure why, but we are loved - Head expanding and reaching stratosphere! Must do a really extra good job on this manuscript.  Thank you, Jennie!  Thank you , guys!

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The Complaint Department

Dear Author, a popular blog oriented at Romance readers, and John Scalzi, a popular SF author and owner of Whatever,  are going at it on the internet.

To summarize the issue, Scalzi highlights new and noteworthy books in his Big Idea feature on his blog.  Those posts are promotional and somewhat celebratory in nature.  Basically, he put the book up and says, “Hey, isn’t this neat?”A reader did a drive by and left a complaint, stating that they will not be buying the book because the price of the ebooks is too high. Scalzi took an exception to that, stating that he would delete such complaints in the future, because “Complaining about eBook prices on Big Idea threads is a) usually off-topic, b) kind of mean to the author, c) something I’m bored with at this point in any event.” Scalzi’s original post

DA, who have a strong bias toward the ebooks, have taken the consumer advocate position and said in essence that they will complain whenever and wherever, and since the publishers don’t care about the readers anyway, the author is the primary outlet for the readers complaints. DA response

Scalzi did a rebuttal, in which he states that according to his professional experience, publishers do care about the readers. Scalzi’s response

Just a side note: be careful in engaging in this fight, as both blogs do have a strong and loyal following, and the comments do get nasty.

So should the reader complain to the author about the ebooks prices?  It’s an interesting question.

Brace yourselves for a long-winded article about stuff most people don’t care about.  You have been warned.

Professors and Authors

The relationship between the author and a commercial fiction publisher has been described in many ways, including one of the commenters at DA likening the work of the author to that of a sweatshop worker in a third world country.

::raises hand:: I worked in a US sweatshop, for a tiny private company where I printed T-shirts twelve hours a day in a 110 degree temperature.  I quit because after I told the owner that I was pregnant and didn’t wish to handle hazardous chemicals, she agreed and later in the day she told me to scrub the tacky spray off the floor with turpentine.  Being an author is nothing like working in a sweatshop, in US or elsewhere.  Here is your ladder, come down off the cross, we have cookies down here.

However, the relationship between an author and a commercial publisher is somewhat similar to the relationship between a professor and a college.  When you just graduated after getting your doctorate in liberal arts and you would like to teach college, your options are limited.  There might be three tenured positions open across United States, one of them in the wilds of Alaska and the other somewhere in the middle of nowhere, and third is at a Big Name College.  There may be hundreds (not an exaggeration) of qualified applicants for these positions. You go, and you interview, and you hope to God that you get accepted, and if that college in Alaska makes an offer, you jump on it and thank your lucky stars.

When I attended college in Lawton, OK, one of the freshmen asked our history professor what brought him to Lawton. He laughed for about five minutes and then said, “They offered me a tenure-track position.”

Getting published by a commercial publisher is kind of like that: out of thousands of manuscripts – and a large commercial imprint may receive as many as 50,000 submissions per year – your manuscript is chosen.  Lightning has struck.  You don’t have much negotiation room, no matter how excellent your agent is.  You are an unproven commodity, but you did get hired at a Big Name College.

Alternatively our professor could’ve tried to obtain a position at a Community college, which came with less money, much smaller research budget, and may not come with tenure. (Tenure basically means that a professor can’t be fired without a cause. A tenured academic is very difficult to terminate, and not all community colleges offer it.)

But let’s say our college professor made it to Big Name College.  A newly minted college professor doesn’t have a lot of pull.  He is in the lowest spot on the totem poll.  His opinions are largely ignored and discounted.   Until, eventually he proves himself, gets experience, learns from his colleagues, and gets tenure.

For authors, there is no such thing as tenure, but there is the sales record.  The better the sales, the more pull an author has with the publisher.  That pull is still very limited, because publishers are large corporations and authors are independent contractors, but there is some wiggle room.  An author’s agent may negotiate over right to future work, over things like including a bonus novella into the book ;) , or other promotional incentives.  There are certain points on which the publisher will not budge.  For example, the rights the publisher is buying.

Suppose the publisher purchases the World Rights for the first two books in the series, which grants them the right to negotiate sales to foreign market places.  No matter how much an author kicks and screams, the publisher will not scale down and purchase English-markets-only rights for the next two books.  So the negotiation room is limited.

But back to the professor example.  If our professor has written books and made a name for himself, and become a famous persona within his academic sphere, his influence over his department may become significant.  He might be highly sought by students.  He may negotiate his schedule and influence policies.  However, he will never be able to influence the prices.  No matter how much students complain to him, he can’t do much about the price per credit hour.  It’s not what he does.  He can, however, take those complaints to the appropriate department.

Control and Prices

If you’re a Big Name Author, you are much in the same position: you gave the publisher the right to distribute your books and set the prices.  You provide content, but you don’t control the price tag.

Let’s go back to the DA argument put forth in the comments of the post (comment #17), where Jane states that the author controls the price by controlling the distribution channel.  She is completely correct.

An author has an option to seek publication at a large commercial publisher – our professor and his Big Name College.  This is the position with the best resources: professional editors with years of experience, professional proofing services, art departments, marketing departments and so on. This is the option with least control.  But it is also the one with most exposure and best earning potential.

An author has option to seek publication at a smaller commercial publisher – our professor at a community college. A smaller publisher offers limited resources.  They can still put out beautiful books of high quality, but they put out fewer of them and charge more (Nightshade); or they put out good books, relatively cheaply, but their distribution is limited (Samhain); or they just put out anything as long as it sells, and editing be damned.  (Will not name names here.)  This is the middle ground in terms of control capabilities.

An author has the ability to self-publish -  our professor has decided not to seek a tenure position and lecture around the country instead.  Perhaps he would become wildly successful, but more likely he wouldn’t.  This is the option with the most control and the least resources.

I could’ve picked a different analogy.  I could’ve taken a law school graduate.  When you graduate from law school, you have choices: you can work for a large independent firm, you can work for the State, you can work for a small firm, or you can start your own.  How many of fresh-off-the-press lawyers start their own firms?  Not many.  You need seed money, and a lawyer just out of law school with enormous student debts isn’t likely to have funds and contacts that would make his or her firm successful.  You can do it, but it is a gamble.

How likely is the junior lawyer to influence how much the firm charges its clients?  Not very likely. However, if the lawyer owns the firm, they can charge whatever they want.

I am in the editorial input camp.  You guys have read our self-published work and you have read the commercially published work.  Which is better?  Which is a more polished product?

I like having an editor with experience.  I trust Anne and I respect her.  I am also very stubborn and sometimes I get infuriated by her proposed changes.  I’ve slammed doors and ranted before.  In the end, once I calm down, we make the changes, because Anne is trying to make the book better.  Would I still make the changes if this was an editor we hired on the side?  I don’t know.  Where am I going to find an editor with that many bestsellers under her belt?

Where should the reader complain?

So we’ve established that the author may or may not have control over the prices.  It only took like a thousand words to do it.  ::eye roll:: In that sense, Scalzi is justified in saying that complaining to the author doesn’t really accomplish much.  He is also justified in saying that Big Idea posts are not the right place for it – it’s his blog.

However, as a reader, I don’t care.  There you go. All my fancy talk aside, if a reader wants to complain about the price of the book, she will go to the easiest available channel – and that would be the author. The author’s name is front and center on the cover.  The publisher’s name you have to look for.  Suppose the reader finds the publisher’s page.  Here is Penguin Ace page: http://us.penguingroup.com/static/pages/aboutus/contactus.html.  There is no “Customer Service” contact email for the reader and the site even states out right:

We appreciate the many questions and comments submitted by our readers and would like to answer them all individually. Because of the significant volume of e-mail received daily, however, we will not be able to respond if your question is one of our Frequently Asked Questions, or if the answer is provided in our General Information section.

You may not get an answer.  But an author is a living, breathing human right there, and most of them have Contact Us page. How many times did you yell into the phone, “Representative!” just so you can talk to a human?  Yeah, there you go.

Is it annoying to get email complaints about the price when you can’t do anything about it?  Yep.

Do we as authors have to put up with it? Yep. We also have the ability to copy and paste the form response, which is what a lot of us do.

Is it a waste of time? Yes and no.

Yes, because the prices are not affected by individual consumer complaints but by market place in general. Suppose an author gets fifty complaints that the price of the book is too high, but sells 25,000 books in the release week (this is a really large number.)  The book is a huge success.  Will the publisher care about 50 people who didn’t buy it?  Probably not, because 25,000 did.

No, because an author can collect the complaints and make a case to the publisher: Look, I am getting all these emails that say that the price of my books is too high.  Is there anything we can do?  Can we do a limited promotion and drop the price?  Can we get some sort of deal for the next book?  Can we maybe offer a freebie? The publisher may or may not take these requests into consideration, but at least the voice of the consumer was heard. Also if in the example above, the previous book had sold 40,000 copies and fifty people complained about the price being too high, this may serve as an indicator of what went wrong.

Reader Entitlement

I do have to say that if the reader’s stance is that all large commercial publishers are evil, it devalues his argument.  The reader no longer views the situation in economic terms.  His position is based on emotion, and I’m likely to discount his opinion, because his emotional involvement clouds his judgement.  He may never be a customer and it’s very difficult to reason with a person like that.  I’ve received email complaints about prices from people who have never read our books and said they would never read it and then another author mentioned receiving the same email word for word. At that point it becomes spam rather than a complaint.

Also I once replied to an email complaining about the price with a link to Amazon used book listing where our book could have been bought in paper for a dollar and got back a really unpleasant reply informing me that I should not expect her to change her reading habits.  She preferred to read in digital. She wanted a cheaper book, I gave her a link and got cussed out for it. Here is five minutes of my life I will never get back.

A publisher may often offer free promotions or put out digital editions: Avon does this, for example.  Harlequin.  Baen had a free library up for ages.  Those promotional effort do cost the publisher a fair amount of money.  However, a person who feels very strongly about the big New York publishers is unlikely to take any of that into account.

And some readers are entitled.  I’ve seen a review of a free novella, that complained because it wasn’t a full length novel.   Hell, I received reviews of a free short story on BN that chastises me for not making it into “a book”.  It says SHORT STORY on the cover and in description.

But here is the thing – there are entitled people in every industry and at every retail outlet.  They are the people who cut in line, who complain that this item is on sale, but not that, and so on.  It sucks to deal with them, but you kind of have to.

I leave you with this abbreviated reader email which I received while writing this post. Emphasis is mine.

I’ve heard how much you hate kindle and ebooks and I have a question and I refer to the subject for this -dont hate me- I have looked on the internet and magic bleeds is already on kindle in america and I have looked online and they sell it on paperback for british amazon so um I have bought the first three books on kindle and this is the second time I’ve read them all. May I ask if you have a date for when it may be put on for amazon. I feel bad for asking you since I’ve read the thing on how much you hate kindle. Please forgive me if your pissed at me.

(If you look on the contact page, it specifically states: “I’m in UK or Australia and I’m emailing because I can’t find MAGIC BLEEDS in e-format” and it gives an answer to that question. )

My response:

Dear ___

We own three Kindles.  We have a large section of self-published ebooks available on Amazon.  We just released a FREE novella in Kindle format.  Where in the world did you read that we hate Kindle?

Now to your question: as it states on the Contact page, for us to be able to sell our books in UK, a UK publisher would have to have purchased the rights to distribute our books there. The first three books in Kate series were purchased by Golliancz, but then our editor there left, and the publisher decided not to continue with the series.  We waited to see if anybody else would buy the rights, because that would also make our printed books more widely available  to UK fans, but that’s not happening.

Fortunately, since we still hold the rights to the books, we decided to self-publish them in UK.  :)   So you should be able to buy them sometime after New Year.  We haven’t quite figured out yet how exactly we will go about it, so you have to give us a little bit of time to iron out the details.  The good news is that we will probably offer them at a discount.  :D

Reader’s response:

I am so grateful for you to even reply…

Kind of says it all, doesn’t it?

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Angus and the small dog like creature called Baby.

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When we did the signing in Houston, we met, among many other great people, a nice lady who works as a vet in Cedar Park.  Not sure why she came all the way down to see us when we live in same little town, but anyway.  She gave me her card and I lost it, so I am using this post to ask her to please email us.  Angus is one year old and needs some more shots and the tiny terror badly needs to be groomed.  However, before we can do that, she needs to start on her puppy shots.  If you read this and you are that person, please email us so we can make an appointment to bring our doggies to you.  Thank you.

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Oy!

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We had a nice quiet Christmas.  Lots of loot.  Kid 1 got clothes and an art table.  Kid 2 got a Kindle Fire and is now trying to bankrupt us with apps and books. :D Thane Gordon received a new office chair in addition to many Blue-Rays.  I’ve got movies and the entire Farscape to call my own.

Today should be the day we start the Andrea’s revisions, but it might be a day of Skyrim instead.

Usually when we write a book, I know the beginning and end before we start.  Down to the final phrase.  A book should invoke a certain mood, and that begging and end frame helps to make sure the manuscript delivers that specific feeling we are aiming for.  Start – stuff happens – end.

With Andrea’s book – not so much.  It really needs a new beginning and a new end.

I feel like it needs to be bigger, better, badder.  More.  It needs to push the comfort zone boundaries a little.  I’ve watched the second Sherlock Holmes movie, and it’s a huge, grandiose movie.  That’s kind what I wanted, that OMG factor.

I keep waiting for the lightning to strike, but nothing.  No matter how much I strain my brain, the frame refuses to solidify.  We need a dramatic opening, but not too dramatic, because ACE is treating the spin-offs as a “new” series, and it must be written in such a way that a person who has never read a Kate book could pick it up.  Which means a lot of explaining of things.

I’m not sure why the hell is this so hard.  I think my brain is fried.  I thought of starting with a dream and seriously considered it, which means I am completely out of it.  Starting with a dream is generally a terrible idea.  You’re trying to establish trust with the readers, and tricking them in the very beginning of the story is usually not a good policy.

I made a new Skyrim character, a Red Guard thief.  I think I will crawl around some dungeons and hope something will congeal in my head.

How was your Christmas?